New record: World's heaviest (fattest) man

[Mahaguru]

Congratulations to Manuel Uribe for setting the world record. We are all proud of you. You exemplify the "Can Do", "At Any Cost" attitude. Our heads today rise high with pride because of you.

 

[invidia]

I'll hit that.

 

[Imaginer]

Holy Jabba the Hut! How can one let himself go?!.... And live with it!

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: OMoT
1) How do you put that guy on a scale?

Weigh a truck using a truck weigh station. Add the man, weigh again. Subtract the two.

 

[ViviTheMage]

I saw him on TV...going to get those tumers on his legs removed, they weighed like 250lbs each... ew

 

[oiprocs]

This thread needs some optimism.

At least we know the human body has abilities far beyond what most of us expected. :thumbsup:

 

[Yossarian]

I want to hear about his diet! I love when they write stuff like "eats 4 dozen eggs for breakfast, 1 gallon of OJ"

 

[MiniDoom]

poor guy, hope he keeps the diet going.:beer:

 

[SSP]

I just realized that I can slit open his stomach and get inside for warmth... incase I'm stranded in a blizzard, with Luke.

 

[Darthvoy]

i dont understand how hugely obese people such as the man on this post can afford to get that big...i mean he obviously doesn't work or have someway to support himself.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Jerboy revealed at last!!!

I miss Jerboy 🙁

 

[Compton]

Drop the Chalupa!

 

[Srfrbum]

Are those giant lumps of skin his ball sack or his thighs ???

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
dude, how does he poop?

I think is question takes pejorative over anything else...

 

[Manuwell]

Mmmm... :roll:

What are the 2 plastic buckets on the floor ? The glasses he drinks in ?

Holy Shit, are you sure it is not photochopped ? Like a mixed picture of a Walruss body with a man's head ?

He's a miracle... in some ways.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Srfrbum
Are those giant lumps of skin his ball sack or his thighs ???

I answered this in like the fifth post.

 

[illusion88]

imagine what he looked like before he lost 400 lbs!

Anyone else notice the bed sores on his left leg?
Gross.

 

[us3rnotfound]

Is that him as a kid in the picture hanging up on the wall?

 

[jdoggg12]

That thing next *his* right leg looks like the worlds largest testicle. Ew.

 

[Jgtdragon]

That room must stinks.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

His arms are pretty skinny actually

 

[Pepsi90919]

this is pretty old actually. there was a whole thing on TV about him. he has personal assistants and got the attention of one of the american weight loss clinics. i don't know what ever became of that. i think he had a girlfriend. he's actually pretty clean.

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: Srfrbum
Are those giant lumps of skin his ball sack or his thighs ???

I answered this in like the fifth post.

They're not his thighs...


Can it be??? Can it be possible that I have finally been able to add the wikipedia link for a completely bizzarre entry that answers mulitple people's questions in a thread? And a thread that has gone to four pages???

:sniffles; This is a special day for me. Yesterday I started a topic that hit 100 replies...today this. I feel like I'm no longer a newbie.

 

[RU482]

I bet he finds a way to get across the border and get free health care

 

[EGGO]

Over half a ton and he still got out of his house (to celebrate)? He's right now more active than a lot of the 600 pounders I happened to have seen on tv, who can't really even get out of their bed.