New record: World's heaviest (fattest) man

[Safeway]

Wow ...

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: Jmman

Originally posted by: Muadib

Originally posted by: Jmman
I saw a special about this guy. His girlfriend (yes, he has a girlfriend. What does that say about some of the guys around here if he can get a woman?? :laugh was cleaning his ass because obviously he can't do it himself. Now that is sick.......almost as sick as the thought of him having sex.....

What did she look like?

Oddly enough, pretty normal.......she was hispanic, but this guys is from Mexico I believe, so that makes sense. She didn't appear overweight at all.....

Yeah, I saw that special, and she wasn't bad at all. Not surprisingly her family didn't approve of their relationship...

 

[50cent1228]

holy sh*t

 

[treemonkey]

The really sad part is he can still out run the border patrol.

 

[OMoT]

1) How do you put that guy on a scale?
2) If it says he's already lost 440 lbs. then would that mean he weighed around 1600 lbs. before then?

 

[OutHouse]

Jerboy revealed at last!!!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Ktulu
LOL, I find it funny that the site has a link for "View smaller image" instead of "View larger image".:laugh:

It first said it the other way around, but I linked to the larger image. There is no widescreen option.

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: Ktulu
LOL, I find it funny that the site has a link for "View smaller image" instead of "View larger image".:laugh:

Haha that made me literally LOL :laugh:

"They gave it to me, I have it in my hands," said Uribe, who founded an organization to help overweight people.

So who's going to take advice from this guy?

 

[Regs]

Yeah, it would be like eating food from an anorexic chef.

 

[randay]

and i just saw the family guy where peter found a genie and then wished that he had no bones.

 

[yankeesfan]

Damn! Someone get him a cheeseburger STAT.

 

[mrrman]

kinda sad.....wonder if he knows where his manhood is

 

[savvy]

That man is quite larger than I expected.

 

[Cattlegod]

dude, how does he poop?

 

[paulney]

Holy sh!t, that is unbelievable.
WTF are those skin bags?

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: Jmman
I saw a special about this guy. His girlfriend (yes, he has a girlfriend. What does that say about some of the guys around here if he can get a woman?? :laugh was cleaning his ass because obviously he can't do it himself. Now that is sick.......almost as sick as the thought of him having sex.....

How could even have sex? A BJ perhaps? How would his woman even hold in the urge to vomit doing a deed like that?

Originally posted by: OMoT
1) How do you put that guy on a scale?

You don't. You probably stick a harness around him and underneath his crotch (Oh the suffering of the people that have to do that) and lift him with a crane with some type of weight device, probably similar to what they use to weigh fish.

Also, I bet those sheets are nice and ripe.

 

[Shame]

He's not fat. He's big boned.

 

[malbojah]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Jerboy revealed at last!!!

Dammit! You just made me feel old:|

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: Jmman
I saw a special about this guy. His girlfriend (yes, he has a girlfriend. What does that say about some of the guys around here if he can get a woman?? :laugh was cleaning his ass because obviously he can't do it himself. Now that is sick.......almost as sick as the thought of him having sex.....

She probably gets a workout lifting the lard rolls to find the c*ck.

 

[Mucho]

I am not sure weather I feel sad or disgusted.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i'm working on beating his record. i'm eating a fried stick of butter as i type this.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i'm working on beating his record. i'm eating a fried stick of butter as i type this.

:laugh: so rude..

 

[MazerRackham]

JEEBUS! That's one big dude. I can't believe he's still alive actually.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i'm working on beating his record. i'm eating a fried stick of butter as i type this.

*HUAGLBLBL*LURFlbLTHPBTH*

 

[Ika]

Where are the "I'd hit it" people?