New painting

[Naer]

Thing cost me top dollar

 

[Naer]

Is that a Norwegian Blue?

Quacker parrot

 

[disappoint]

:biggrin:

I'm not much for abstractionism of this type but I do have to say that your work has energy.

Naer, find a beret, a sailor shirt, a red herchief and an unfiltered cigarette, and make a short vid of you pointing to the black spot on the painting and saying, "Ze blahck in ze middle reprahzents mah dees-dain for anything I can't have" in a sneering, John Cleese inspired fake French accent.

Hello. As Naer's unofficial advocate I represent Naer's interests. While we understand the humor in your request we would like to compromise and meet you halfway with this counteroffer:

Would you settle for a tinfoil hat, a wifebeater t-shirt slightly stained with orange Cheetos stains, a Kleenex (unused), and an e-cigarette with lavender flavoring and Naer pointing to the black spot on his painting saying "The black spot in the middle represents my disdain for things I can't have" in a monotonous, mumbling, barely audible tone in his regular voice?

 

[OutHouse]

That painting is a mess, it made me nauseous.

 

[AdamK47]

It's the perfect visual representation of a collision between despair and anguish. Good job!

 

[John Connor]

The black in the middle represents the disdain for anything I can't have

Interesting. But be careful what you wish for.

 

[ImpulsE69]

The black in the middle represents the disdain for anything I can't have

...so the title is "Slow Night at the Glory Hole"?

 

[lxskllr]

Hello. As Naer's unofficial advocate I represent Naer's interests. While we understand the humor in your request we would like to compromise and meet you halfway with this counteroffer:

Would you settle for a tinfoil hat, a wifebeater t-shirt slightly stained with orange Cheetos stains, a Kleenex (unused), and an e-cigarette with lavender flavoring and Naer pointing to the black spot on his painting saying "The black spot in the middle represents my disdain for things I can't have" in a monotonous, mumbling, barely audible tone in his regular voice?

:^D

 

[MongGrel]

Is that a Norwegian Blue?

:biggrin:

You don't have Pollock down right, not that I cared for him either.

 

[MongGrel]

Quacker parrot

Yeah, looks like one.

I hope you didn't pay much, I have flocks of those fly around the house daily here.

They are a bit noisy.

Locals used to catch them as kids when they were young I guess and raise em, I really don't want another bird, thankfully the wife went out of that phase years ago.

 

[squirrel dog]

Looks like a black hole pulling in a distorted world , a strange and twisted world .

 

[alien42]

Like the others, took me about 5 minutes

and it shows.

i have a very open mind for all kinds of art including Duchamp's Fountain and Mapplethorpe's Piss Christ but these child like digital doodles of yours are terrible.

 

[pontifex]

Will do. Thoughts on this bird I rescued from a crowded shop?

Wish to save more birds in the future. They can't appeciate abstract art, but it's nice to do something for an inferior species

goddamn your photography skills suck just as bad as your painting skills.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Redacted

 

[dank69]

Looks like vomit.

 

[madoka]

Thoughts?

 

[mmntech]

Well it's better than anything Jackson Pollock ever did, and his paintings sold for millions.

 

[SlitheryDee]

The black in the middle represents the disdain for anything I can't have

Your disdain is reminiscent of flaccid eggplant. The fact that you direct this weak and impotent emotion toward things you cannot have reveals you to be petulant and deluded.

 

[madoka]

Naer, I present to you the solution to all your loneliness problems:

 

[JulesMaximus]

:biggrin:

I'm not much for abstractionism of this type but I do have to say that your work has energy.

Naer, find a beret, a sailor shirt, a red herchief and an unfiltered cigarette, and make a short vid of you pointing to the black spot on the painting and saying, "Ze blahck in ze middle reprahzents mah dees-dain for anything I can't have" in a sneering, John Cleese inspired fake French accent.

:thumbsup::biggrin:

I think the painting is interesting... not really my thing but I can't say it is bad or that I hate it so I guess that's something right? :awe:

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Redacted. Pulled as OP has been banned again (maybe) and/or produced another terrible/crazy thread, elsewhere on this forum.

 

[JSt0rm]

Well it's better than anything Jackson Pollock ever did, and his paintings sold for millions.

Are you crazy?

 

[TheSlamma]

Art for uptight wine connoisseur douche bags.

Rembrandt, Vermeer, and Da vinci were actual artists, paintings less than 2% of the population could do. As seen above even an elephant can paint that lines and splatters crap.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Seriously, you guys don't hang out at the right bars.

 

[mgttr]

OP may have the last laugh over all of us someday - look what piece of "art" just sold for $46.5M:

http://uk.businessinsider.com/afp-rothko-painting-sells-for-46.5-million-in-ny-auction-2015-5?r=US&IR=T