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New Material Best/Worst pickup line??? You judge.

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NinjaTech said:
My best pickup line is , "Hi, my name is ...."

Here are a few FAIL pick up lines:

Do you like black holes? (For the physicists.)

Are you good at math? Would you like to multiply with me? (For the mathematicians.)

Do you like science? Can I show you my big bang theory? (For the cosmologists)

Hello my name is ... I don't work here but can I help you with anything? Anything at all? (Women love a helpful guy.)

I'm sorry to bother you but do you need a hug? You look like you could use a hug. (Women are attracted to sensitive men.)

I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours. (Playing it cool.)

Excuse me but can I be your boyfriend? (Straightforward approach.)

Do you have any idea how distracting you are? I haven't been able to concentrate on anything else but YOU since you entered the room. (Women enjoy being the center of your attention.)

Can you help me find my cat? (OK, so maybe more like looking for Schrodinger's cat.)

I like your ...EVERYTHING. Would you like to go out with me sometime?

~NT
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Hey babe you're making me harder than Captain America's shield, which by the way is even stronger than Wolverine's adamantium claws...























...wanna fuck?
 
LOL, oh come on you guys are harsh! Really, creepy! Wow. I guess it's a good thing I have never used any of those lines. I thought some of them were funny! 😛 Come on lady's none of them were halfway usable??? 😉 There is no doubt I could have pulled off some of those lines! Of course, a lot of it is in the delivery. You guys just don't know quality material when you hear it! 🙂

Actually, my wife is beautiful and extremely intelligent (a teacher with a perfect 4.0 GPA through college). Na, nah. 😀 Who's the nerd now (OK, well maybe still me, but at least I'm a nerd with a beautiful smart wife.) *snicker*

~NT
 
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