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New Material Best/Worst pickup line??? You judge.

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NinjaTech

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My best pickup line is , "Hi, my name is ...." then smile. I think it's either the smile or the confidence that works. However, here are some pickup lines I made up off the top of my head. Let me know what you think. I am especially looking for some output from the ladies. Ummm...yeah no pun intended.

Let me know if you think any of these will work? :

Hello my name is ... I don't work here but can I help you with anything? Anything at all? (Women love a helpful guy.)

I'm sorry to bother you but do you need a hug? You look like you could use a hug. (Women are attracted to sensitive men.)

I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours. (Playing it cool.)

Excuse me but can I be your boyfriend? (Straightforward approach.)

Do you have any idea how distracting you are? I haven't been able to concentrate on anything else but YOU since you entered the room. (Women enjoy being the center of your attention.)

Can you help me find my cat? (OK, so maybe more like looking for Schrodinger's cat.)

I like your ...EVERYTHING. Would you like to go out with me sometime?

Here are a few FAIL pick up lines:

Do you like black holes? (For the physicists.)

Are you good at math? Would you like to multiply with me? (For the mathematicians.)

Do you like science? Can I show you my big bang theory? (For the cosmologists)

~NT
 
Walks up to girl:

Let me guess. This is your first time going out in a while because that outfit screams *snaps fingers* soooo last year.
 
Go to a club, find a woman who's semi intoxicated but not drunk

"Excuse me miss, can I ask you a question?" <- you
"ok" <- her
"have you ever had your belly button licked?" <- you
"what kind of question is that?" <- her
"I'm just wondering" <- you
"yeah I have..." <- her
"Really? Well how about from the inside?" <- you
 
Do you change your voice when you reply back to yourself, "Oh Hi! My name is Rosey Palm. Nice to meet you."
 
Walk up to a girl and sniff the air repeatedly.

Ask her, "Do you smell that? <pause for effect> That's cuz I'm the sh*t."

You never know, it might work on the Jersey Shore crowd. 😉 😛 😀
 
"Hi, I'm Boomer. Wanna fuck?"

Don't know about nowadays, but in the 60's and 70's...that worked about 3:1 over getting my face slapped...😛
 
NinjaTech said:
My best pickup line is , "Hi, my name is ...." then smile. I think it's either the smile or the confidence that works. However, here are some pickup lines I made up off the top of my head. Let me know what you think. I am especially looking for some output from the ladies. Ummm...yeah no pun intended.

Let me know if you think any of these will work? :

Hello my name is ... I don't work here but can I help you with anything? Anything at all? (Women love a helpful guy.)

I'm sorry to bother you but do you need a hug? You look like you could use a hug. (Women are attracted to sensitive men.)

I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours. (Playing it cool.)

Excuse me but can I be your boyfriend? (Straightforward approach.)

Do you have any idea how distracting you are? I haven't been able to concentrate on anything else but YOU since you entered the room. (Women enjoy being the center of your attention.)

Can you help me find my cat? (OK, so maybe more like looking for Schrodinger's cat.)

I like your ...EVERYTHING. Would you like to go out with me sometime?

Here are a few FAIL pick up lines:

Do you like black holes? (For the physicists.)

Are you good at math? Would you like to multiply with me? (For the mathematicians.)

Do you like science? Can I show you my big bang theory? (For the cosmologists)

~NT
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How many dates do you actually go on?
 
My wife's favorite:

"You must work at Menard's... 'Cause you give me wood."

or insert whatever local home building place you have (Lowes, Home Depot, Etc..)
 
Random bits of geeky trivia work when you want to filter out the smart girls from the not-so-smart ones.
 
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