ok, this will be difficult;
i watched .. *that*
Snow White -
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6208148/reference/
and just going on what i saw in the film, it was not horrible. Please allow me to explain.
I am on board with hating Rachel Zegler for being a spoiled brat and a woke idiot; i also am in no way comparing this to the 1937 original, and i admit that you need to pretend the 1937 original does not exist, in order to enjoy this film.
But, if you are someone who consumes media casually, you've never seen the original, you're not planning to go digging it up, and also you're not offended by Zegler as a person, and you are not questioning why Disney did not just re-release the original in theaters, then you might actually enjoy this film.
The CGI was .. good? I got far less uncanny valley than, say, Prometheus. The dwarves were obviously cutesy, but if you're going to the movies to watch Snow Motherfucking White, then that's probably what you are looking for.
The music was not horrible at all, which allows me to a veeery easy comparison to Wicked, which had extremely boring songs. I mean, it's no masterpiece, but it was pleasantly mediocre. "Princess Problems" was a pretty solid musical number.
I also quite enjoyed the Merry Band Of Diverse Fellows, which i gather are the actors that at some point where designed to replace the dwarves, but instead got made into a quasi-Robin Hood gang.
I didn't find the whole affair to be in any substantial way race-baiting or whatever queer nonsense goes these days. (obviously they got this statuesque, squared-jaw white boy as the love interest, AS GOD INTENDED *sarcasm*)
Gal Gadot obviously should not have been allowed to sing, but Zegler instead did a fairly decent job. And .. i'm gonna say it now .. it's bad to judge her just because she is ugly. And, by god, she is a ugly ass human being, which hurts the premise that Gadot is angry at her for being more beautiful, but, it's a film ok, it's make-believe.
And, the plot isn't anywhere near what Zegler herself described, there is no girlbossing, she is very much saved by a prince (or, at least, substantially helped by), the only reeeally weak part of the script is that at the very end she just shows up at Gadot's doorstep and .. i'm not kidding .. says "just leave" and that is how she wins. That is how the film ends and how Snow White beats the evil witch queen.
But, yeah, i have seen far worse films. I have seen worse films *recently*. I also liked very much the photography, and while it's clearly an explosion of color and CGI, it was actually done really well. And because it's a music-first musical, the plot is actually less of a hindrance to the enjoyment of the film.
I gotta be honest, i would rate this
6/10. A competently done film with a few bad things and a lot of good stuff, provided that this is what you're in the market for.