Neverending DC thread

[RustyNale]

merely pressed another button upon his remote and changed to channel...

 

[Evadman]

96 where there was some scrambled naughtyness going on, then in came Mrs Conjur.....

 

[PolymerTim]

...who, in her frantic state of obliviousness rummages around the room for that photonic mobile emitter she's been looking for and...

 

[OhioDude]

... as soon as she found it buried deep in the seat cushion of Conjur's lounge chair, she turned it on but the photonic particles it emitted weren't very mobile because the device had been unknowingly and severely compressed by Conjur's butt cheeks. As a result...

 

[Evadman]

As a result the non-mobile particles jambed up on each other and created a hole in the space-time continium where...

 

[RustyNale]

a voice could be heard saying," Cap'tn, I'm givin it all she's got..." and just then a bright light filled the room...

 

[OhioDude]

... and 3 Flogguleene prisoners appeared from the planet Snorelops IV. They were able to escape from their plasma containment pods and emerge from the fourth dimension through the hole in the space-time continuum that had been created by the non-mobile photonic partcles that had been scrunched by Conjur's butt. So, from the second floor bathroom of Conjur's condo, they...

 

[conjur]

proceeded to empty every can of Lysol into their mouths and grew in strength until they were able to...

 

[RustyNale]

relieve themselves of..


















all the accumulated wu's they'd been hoarding by...

 

[ProviaFan]

flushing them in one large mass with much toilet paper mixed in down Conjur's biffy...

 

[Evadman]

And a lone voice could be heard off in the distance yelling, "What the heck is a biffy" When..

 

[Wellcky]

Balloon girl shows up! :Q

 

[Adul]

wahoo nef

 

[ProviaFan]

<< Balloon girl shows up! >>


And explained that a biffy is a term used to describe the crapper. After putting up the dictionary, she...

 

[IJump]

turned to conjur and offered her.....

 

[OhioDude]

ample wu's to him. But as he reached for them to add them to his queue...

 

[Migroo]

he noticed Poof's disapproving look, who said...

 

[OhioDude]

"You'd better just keep your hands off Balloon Girl's wu's! You're involved in a Seti race and that would be cheating!"

Then Poof raised an eyebrow and gave Conjur an accusing look before continuing. "Why is it that girls with big Seti wu queues are so important to you men, anyway. Hmmmm?"

Conjur, always a quick thinker and smooth talker when it comes to women, replied...

 

[Adul]

umm this a story thread now?

feels lost

 

[conjur]

<< umm this a story thread now?

feels lost >>


Yeah...I can't stop laughing at this...this is GREAT STUFF!



<< Conjur, always a quick thinker and smooth talker when it comes to women, replied... >>


As long as they're real WUs...not artificially crunched. Just then, the robotic cruncher stormed into the room and...

 

[RustyNale]

exposed the wu's for what they really were....duplicates, identical ones, twins in every detail to the ones that he had just...

 

[OhioDude]

flushed down the toidy! "Oh, horrors!", cried an anguished Conjur as a tear began it's long, slow journey from his left eye down his cheek, only to drop off his chin and plop into the biffy where his precious wu's had once been.

"There, there", said a sympathetic Balloon Girl as she gently patted Conjur on the back. "Maybe these will help cheer you up", she coo'ed as she...

 

[RustyNale]

showed conjur 2 ripe and ready wu's ready for plucking...er....crunching, where upon she jumped up onto the robotic harvester and...

 

[RaySun2Be]

...Suddenly Rowdy Ray hops out of the bushes, grabs his cane from Ballon Girl, grabs the two plump WUs, then "runs" off shouting.....

 

[IJump]

thanks for the WUs, wish I could stay for breakfast, but this cane is needed elsewhere!...