Neverending DC thread

[Postman]

Okay, lets try this. Fill in after me

Once upon a time there was a distributed computing challenge..

 

[whitelight]

it was posted in AT's DC forum.

 

[networkman]

And everywhere that RaySun2Be went..

 

[Confused]

people got smacked by his cane

 

[zeruty]

Until the Engineer was hit one day...

 

[Confused]

which caused the Engineer to

 

[zeruty]

cry out "More...More....More!!!!"

 

[conjur]

His cries echoed throughout the canyons.....of his mind.

 

[Bleep]

His cries echoed throughout the canyons.....of his mind.

As he grabbed a bannana and swung away on his vine.

Bleep

 

[Evadman]

Going to the one place that he could find relief...

 

[networkman]

..a place where the stats were always free flowing, servers were never down, and..

 

[ProviaFan]

...work units completed in record time, and could be returned to the SETI servers via a 1000mbit/sec fiber optic connection that was never down...

 

[zeruty]

Ars Technica was a mere speedbump on the horizon

 

[Orange Kid]

TeAm Anandtech was in first place in every distributed computing project.

 

[RustyNale]

Until Ray took his trusty cane and..

 

[BigFatCow]

hit everyones computers with it...

 

[ViRGE]

also whacking Orange Kid's server, and causing it to go up in flames...

 

[networkman]

..with the Devil roaring in delight..

 

[Evadman]

And yet through it all...

 

[Tarca]

Roaring with laughter Ray runs off to see what else he could destroy when he runs into....

 

[IndyJaws]

...Farmer Indy sitting in the muddy fields of what used to be his pride and joy, slowly rocking back and forth, quietly chanting over and over, "Where'd they all go? Where'd they all go?...

 

[whitelight]

then Ray realized...

 

[conjur]

he had some magic SETI beans in his back pocket...

 

[Evadman]

And the beans were magical, and had magic powers. And great powers they had. Macig the beens were and with magical words they could be used. but of all the magic powers they had, this one was the greatest....

 

[ElFenix]

they magically freed computer users from government tyranny.