PJABBER
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There are tons of counties where it cannot be sold and the local politicians run on keeping it that way. Ones that want it changed get their butts kicked.
Dry counties suck.
I agree. Don't think there have been any dry States in a very long time, though. Vegas would have to secede.
BTW, How many Irish in Las Vegas does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty one. One to hold the bulb and twenty to drink until the room spins.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding in Vegas and an Irish funeral in Reno? One less drunk. (Hehehe, feel free to insert your favorite nation of origin!)
Two friends were out drinking on the Strip when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "He knows when to stop."
A baby seal walks into the Petrossian Bar at Bellagio and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.
A five-dollar bill walks into the Tryst Bar at Wynn's. Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar."[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
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