Neuticles

[Mr Pickles]

My gf is getting Neuticles for her little dog. I don't know what kind of little dog it is, I'm not really good with animals. Anyway, she's getting fake testes for him because apparently getting rid of the old ones will low his testosterone levels and maybe help with his aggression towards other dogs.

I don't really care about getting balls chopped, I just think its really wierd that he's getting implants in place of them. She says he's really going to notice not having them and its a self esteem thing. I know the dog will notice that he doesn't have balls, but will it "fool" him if he has implants?

 

[BassBomb]

I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (vasectomy) instead of chopping the balls off

 

[Anubis]

Neuticles arnt new, and the people that get them for their pets are IMO fucking stupid

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

 

[Injury]

That's ridiculous.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Dressing your pet in 'uman clothes is less of an aberration than Neuticles. Tell her to send me the money it will cost and I'll personally come sit with her dog, hold his paw and, help him work through this difficult time.

P.S. Did you know she was wacko when you got together?

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

Thats the one

 

[Mr Pickles]

She's not nuts, she's a big fan of animals though and has spent years as a vet tech. I just didn't know how much fake balls would trick a dog.

 

[nakedfrog]

I hope she doesn't plan on breeding.

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

Thats the one

More difficult/expensive?

 

[Bootprint]

Is she getting the Original rigid, Natural which are little softer or the UltraPlus Neuticles?


Just watch out if she asks the vet about human versions.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
She's not nuts, she's a big fan of animals though and has spent years as a vet tech. I just didn't know how much fake balls would trick a dog.

If she's considering this, she IS wacko.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
She's not nuts, she's a big fan of animals though and has spent years as a vet tech. I just didn't know how much fake balls would trick a dog.

My Momma always said; "Nutso is as nutso does." As a vet tech, she should definitely know better. Does she work for a holistic vet who refers 90% of her patients? Just asking cuz I know one like that.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
She's not nuts, she's a big fan of animals though and has spent years as a vet tech. I just didn't know how much fake balls would trick a dog.

My Momma always said; "Nutso is as nutso does." As a vet tech, she should definitely know better. Does she work for a holistic vet who refers 90% of her patients? Just asking cuz I know one like that.

No, she worked for Pet's Mart in a special surgical place that they have.

 

[OdiN]

Sounds like a good reason to dump her.

 

[sjwaste]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I hope she doesn't plan on breeding.

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

Thats the one

More difficult/expensive?

Vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens so that sperm can't find its way out. It does nothing to suppress testosterone production, which neutering does.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I hope she doesn't plan on breeding.

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

Thats the one

More difficult/expensive?

Vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens so that sperm can't find its way out. It does nothing to suppress testosterone production, which neutering does.

Yeah, I didn't think about that. Will vet docs perform a vasectomy if you want?

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I hope she doesn't plan on breeding.

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

Thats the one

More difficult/expensive?

Vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens so that sperm can't find its way out. It does nothing to suppress testosterone production, which neutering does.

Yeah, I didn't think about that. Will vet docs perform a vasectomy if you want?

I'm not sure, but a big plug to having the balls chopped is that they are less aggressive and don't mark (pee a little bit) all over everything to claim territory as its a testosterone driven thing. Why not just get rid of em.

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I hope she doesn't plan on breeding.

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

Thats the one

More difficult/expensive?

Vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens so that sperm can't find its way out. It does nothing to suppress testosterone production, which neutering does.

isnt the key to stop puppy production, which that should do

 

[OdiN]

Next, she'll want to get him a tummy tuck and hair extensions.

 

[KaOTiK]

lol a few weeks ago my friend has his dog cut and I told him he should of went to walmart and bought 2 balls from those 25cent machines to put in him. He thought I was nuts, now I can show him I was on to something!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Dressing your pet in 'uman clothes is less of an aberration than Neuticles. Tell her to send me the money it will cost and I'll personally come sit with her dog, hold his paw and, help him work through this difficult time.

P.S. Did you know she was wacko when you got together?

you missed a few Hs

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I hope she doesn't plan on breeding.

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I wonder why dont they just do the snipping of the lines (hysterectomy?) instead of chopping the balls off

vasectomy you mean? Hysterectomy is taking out the uterus

Thats the one

More difficult/expensive?

Vasectomy is cutting the vas deferens so that sperm can't find its way out. It does nothing to suppress testosterone production, which neutering does.

isnt the key to stop puppy production, which that should do

no, thats not the key

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
She's not nuts, she's a big fan of animals though and has spent years as a vet tech. I just didn't know how much fake balls would trick a dog.

My Momma always said; "Nutso is as nutso does." As a vet tech, she should definitely know better. Does she work for a holistic vet who refers 90% of her patients? Just asking cuz I know one like that.

No, she worked for Pet's Mart in a special surgical place that they have.

My mother was a licensed vet tech for 20 years. We moved across country, and she got a job in a Petsmart...she walked out after something like 3 days, because they were so incompetent.

Nothing personal about your GF, she may be an excellent tech, just saying.

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: pontifex

isnt the key to stop puppy production, which that should do

no, thats not the key[/quote]

What is?

 

[JakwoW]

This is taking the humanization of animals thing a bit far . . .

possibly even worse than dressing dogs in costumes.

IDK though. Not my dog, not my say.