One of my friends in California (I don't live there anymore) recently met another hardware geek...
Unfortunately, the new kid is the kind of person who lives at XS, and takes some stimulants while reading it.
Here's a conversation I had with the friend (when he mentioned this kid who is going to give him 'ub3r 0v3rcl0c|<s')
Unfortunately, the new kid is the kind of person who lives at XS, and takes some stimulants while reading it.
Here's a conversation I had with the friend (when he mentioned this kid who is going to give him 'ub3r 0v3rcl0c|<s')
Brian: WOWWWWWWWWWWW
thel33tslacker: ?
Brian: I met someone that pwns you
Brian: for computers
thel33tslacker:
thel33tslacker: who?
Brian: my mind is spinning lik!@$#%!%@# so much knowledge in so little time
Brian: !
thel33tslacker: Who, and what did he say that 'blew me away'?
Brian: some asian kid that goes to aliso niguel
Brian: i have to go, but he's "teh" l33t hacker like you wouldn't believe. and he's going to show me how he got a 3.10GHZ OVERCLOCK on his 3000+ VENICE!!!!!
thel33tslacker: BFD?
Brian: "you can get the same thing, i'll help you"
Brian: and he uses the STOCK COOLEr
Brian: STOCCKKKKKKKKKK
thel33tslacker: Results Brian.
thel33tslacker: 3.1Ghz doesn't come stock on most Venice's.
thel33tslacker: Trust me.
thel33tslacker: Check XS or AAT.
thel33tslacker: Also..
thel33tslacker: do the math.
Brian: no
Brian: that's his overclock
thel33tslacker: What motherboard is he running?
Brian: duh
Brian: DFI lan party something
thel33tslacker: Yeah, same here.
thel33tslacker: Your board won't be able to do it.
thel33tslacker: You can't put out those kind of HTTs.
Brian: he said it doesn't matter
thel33tslacker: You'd have to have 344HTT to hit that.
thel33tslacker: What's his MSN/
thel33tslacker: AIM
Brian: he said he has an update for me, and then he'll change my cpu paste, and adjust my voltages a LOT and i'll bea ble to do it
thel33tslacker: BRIAN!
thel33tslacker: Do you realize that adjusting voltages to 1.7+ = frying chip?
thel33tslacker: I have no doubt I could get your chip to 3.1Ghz if I pumped huge voltages into it, it just wouldn't be SAFE.
thel33tslacker: As in, it would die in a year/two/less.
thel33tslacker: Also, CPU paste may lower temps a few Cs--it doesn't help the delta that much.
Brian: Well, he's been building computers since he was six, programming in three different "languages" since 9, and working for networking for some firm for 2 years. soooooooo i think im ok
Brian: and he's set 2 6800s on fire
thel33tslacker: Alright.
Brian: the week after they came out
thel33tslacker: Point proven.
thel33tslacker: Brian. Tell me.
thel33tslacker: How is it possible do something that your hardware doesn't physically allow
thel33tslacker: Your motherboard will put out 300 HTTmax maybe 315.
Brian: he did it with less.
thel33tslacker: BRIAN. HTT.
Brian: i know what you mean
thel33tslacker: HTTXCPU Multipler = CPU speed.
Brian: he told me about it
Brian: i know
thel33tslacker: You can't adjust the CPU Multi unless you have an FX chip.
thel33tslacker: So...
Brian: it's not the multiplier. it's something else
Brian: silly child
thel33tslacker: You're capped by the max of your HTT. Unless your CPU craps out first.
thel33tslacker: BRIAN. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE.
Brian: i'll just tlell you when i do it
thel33tslacker: Alright.
thel33tslacker: Let me know your voltages/etc.
thel33tslacker: When your computer dies, lemee know.
He had to run after that.
Anyway, what can I do to save my friend? He isn't listening!
At this point in time, I can see this Asian kid coming over, cranking the volts up to 1.7 on his crap WC system (crap as in 3/8" OD tubing. Yes, 3/8" OD.), then laughing manically while my friend's computer frys. (Or laughing internally as he knows he's set off a time bomb.)