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Need Six Pack ASAP

Alkesh

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I've been doing crunches til the cows come home but can't manage to get that six pack. What am i doing wrong?
 

jman19

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Originally posted by: Alkesh
I've been doing crunches til the cows come home but can't manage to get that six pack. What am i doing wrong?

Try arobic exercise. I don't understand WHY people think you can get cut from doing situps only :confused:
 

NeViKoo7

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run fatty run!1!1!

(I am a fatty too, so I can say that. That and eat less/more healthy)
 

Alkesh

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If I offered to pay someone to chase me with a whip to force me to run, who would do it?
 

l Xes l

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Originally posted by: Alkesh
I've been doing crunches til the cows come home but can't manage to get that six pack. What am i doing wrong?


do it about 1000000000 times more... u will see something..
 

mercanucaribe

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Sit ups won't give you a six pack. The problem is the layer of fat that is hiding the abs and crunches won't burn fat.
 

Alkesh

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Sit ups won't give you a six pack. The problem is the layer of fat that is hiding the abs and crunches won't burn fat.



Yea, I have a blind date this weekend. Unless she's actually blind, I'm screwed.
 
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Originally posted by: Alkesh
If I offered to pay someone to chase me with a whip to force me to run, who would do it?


i've always wanted to use this .45 thats been collecting dust in my closet.
 

GeekDrew

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i've given up on trying to lose weight.... just cause i only lose weight when i'm happy, and right now i'm extremely depressed
 

Bateluer

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Originally posted by: Alkesh
I've been doing crunches til the cows come home but can't manage to get that six pack. What am i doing wrong?

A proper diet, with lots of cardio exercise.
 

Alkesh

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Originally posted by: LS20
yeah...if you even get to the part where the clothes come off... :p


Definitely can't get ahead of ourselves here. I might not be able to find "it" among these rolls.

 

Alkesh

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Originally posted by: vshah
tie a hot dog on a stick to your head and try to catch it



For a second I thought that was your solution to the problem of finding my equipment.