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GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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It's been 3 years... Hmmmm, maybe she wants to show you the activity logs and photographs she has accumulated while stallking you for all this time...
 
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Syrch

Diamond Member
May 21, 2004
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
It's been 3 years... Hmmmm, maybe she wants to show you the activity logs and photographs she has accumulated while stallking you for all this time...
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that would be freaky
 
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Monoman

Platinum Member
Mar 4, 2001
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If you read the other post, the relation ship was 3 years, not the breakup time. Friday is when they broke up. Learn to fvcking read ;)
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Monoman
If you read the other post, the relation ship was 3 years, not the breakup time. Friday is when they broke up. Learn to fvcking read ;)
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3 days of photos isn't nearly as freaky as 3 years, though. Learn to have an imagination! :p
 
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Aimster

Lifer
Jan 5, 2003
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I had dinner with an ex who I havent seen in 6 months.

We broke up after 3 years.

DO NOT DO IT.
Dinner went fine..we even made out..
I just have feelings.

I like to own myself
 
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Qwest

Diamond Member
Jan 21, 2001
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he doesnt want to read an emai from a girl he broke it off with FOUR days ago??

I misread as well, I thought they ended it 3 years ago...hahhahah.

 
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lightpants

Platinum Member
Aug 13, 2001
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You better hope it doesn't say :


"Dear Fatbuddah,
I have had the herp since the 10th grade.
Just thought I should let you know,
Your X"


 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
29,033
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FatBhudda just PM'd me the note. He is too busy now to post, but I am sure he will be back later to discuss it. Here it is in its entirety.

*********

Dear [FatBhudda],

Friday night was really hard for me. I listened to your long explanation of all the things that were making you unhappy about our relationship and it hurt me deeply. Not because I felt differently, but because when you were saying it, I was taking it all personally - even though that was not quite appropriate. When we parted, I cried for hours and it was not until Saturday night that I felt like going out in the world. My friend Sally who I think you remember from that night out at the club a few months back came over and took me out on the town to cheer me up.

After crying into a few drinks, I cheered up enough to talk to some guys and this one guy, Sven Thorvalsjen, was particularly nice. In fact we really hit it off. He took be back to his place and we had freaky monkey sex for about 4 hours straight. Having a handsome muscular nordic giant driving home his huge manhood gave me waves of pleasure you were never able to provide me with. I have taken most of the rest of the week off and have been doing nothing but banging this guy in every room and on every surface of the place.

This has been a near religious experience for me and I wanted to thank you for making it possible. I know you wanted a clean break and I feel, at least for me, that it is definitely the best way to go. I will always remember you fondly and I hope you find happiness with your nerd friends at ATOT.

Your friend...

[..]

********

As you can imagine, he is a bit upset by the note...
 
effowe

effowe

Diamond Member
Nov 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
FatBhudda just PM'd me the note. He is too busy now to post, but I am sure he will be back later to discuss it. Here it is in its entirety.

*********

Dear [FatBhudda],

Friday night was really hard for me. I listened to your long explanation of all the things that were making you unhappy about our relationship and it hurt me deeply. Not because I felt differently, but because when you were saying it, I was taking it all personally - even though that was not quite appropriate. When we parted, I cried for hours and it was not until Saturday night that I felt like going out in the world. My friend Sally who I think you remember from that night out at the club a few months back came over and took me out on the town to cheer me up.

After crying into a few drinks, I cheered up enough to talk to some guys and this one guy, Sven Thorvalsjen, was particularly nice. In fact we really hit it off. He took be back to his place and we had freaky monkey sex for about 4 hours straight. Having a handsome muscular nordic giant driving home his huge manhood gave me waves of pleasure you were never able to provide me with. I have taken most of the rest of the week off and have been doing nothing but banging this guy in every room and on every surface of the place.

This has been a near religious experience for me and I wanted to thank you for making it possible. I know you wanted a clean break and I feel, at least for me, that it is definitely the best way to go. I will always remember you fondly and I hope you find happiness with your nerd friends at ATOT.

Your friend...

[..]

********

As you can imagine, he is a bit upset by the note...
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Bwahhahaha, thats classic. Too much man, too much.
 
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doze

Platinum Member
Jul 26, 2005
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
FatBhudda just PM'd me the note. He is too busy now to post, but I am sure he will be back later to discuss it. Here it is in its entirety.

*********

Dear [FatBhudda],

Friday night was really hard for me. I listened to your long explanation of all the things that were making you unhappy about our relationship and it hurt me deeply. Not because I felt differently, but because when you were saying it, I was taking it all personally - even though that was not quite appropriate. When we parted, I cried for hours and it was not until Saturday night that I felt like going out in the world. My friend Sally who I think you remember from that night out at the club a few months back came over and took me out on the town to cheer me up.

After crying into a few drinks, I cheered up enough to talk to some guys and this one guy, Sven Thorvalsjen, was particularly nice. In fact we really hit it off. He took be back to his place and we had freaky monkey sex for about 4 hours straight. Having a handsome muscular nordic giant driving home his huge manhood gave me waves of pleasure you were never able to provide me with. I have taken most of the rest of the week off and have been doing nothing but banging this guy in every room and on every surface of the place.

This has been a near religious experience for me and I wanted to thank you for making it possible. I know you wanted a clean break and I feel, at least for me, that it is definitely the best way to go. I will always remember you fondly and I hope you find happiness with your nerd friends at ATOT.

Your friend...

[..]

********

As you can imagine, he is a bit upset by the note...
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I actually thought that was real after reading the first few lines
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
29,033
6
81
Originally posted by: dirtboy
I too have a zero contact policy, but I'd read it and not respond.
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He read it and sent it to me to post (see above)
 
fenrir

fenrir

Senior member
Apr 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: doze
I actually thought that was real after reading the first few lines
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:confused:

It is real!
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The email may be real, but she is flat out lying. She is simply trying to hurt him. She is pretty spiteful, good thing he is no longer seeing her.

Matt
 
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DarkKnight69

Golden Member
Jun 15, 2005
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Originally posted by: Aimster
I had dinner with an ex who I havent seen in 6 months.

We broke up after 3 years.

DO NOT DO IT.
Dinner went fine..we even made out..
I just have feelings.

I like to own myself
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Wait, this girl was human??
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
29,033
6
81
Originally posted by: fenrir
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: doze
I actually thought that was real after reading the first few lines
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:confused:

It is real!
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The email may be real, but she is flat out lying. She is simply trying to hurt him. She is pretty spiteful, good thing he is no longer seeing her.

Matt
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I know Sven well and she is not lying...
 
fenrir

fenrir

Senior member
Apr 6, 2001
341
30
91
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: fenrir
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: doze
I actually thought that was real after reading the first few lines
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:confused:

It is real!
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The email may be real, but she is flat out lying. She is simply trying to hurt him. She is pretty spiteful, good thing he is no longer seeing her.

Matt
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I know Sven well and she is not lying...
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Okay, then take out the lying part. There was only one reason for that email.

Matt
 
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