Need help with ZCP (Zero contact policy)

[secretanchitman]

i call shens on that email. that so horrible of his ex to send him an email like that. heck, if my ex did that, i'd...just blow off some steam and not say anything about it.

but if it is true...ouch.

edit: spelling mistakes.

 

[GasX]

Why do you think he hasn't posted in the thread yet?

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
FatBhudda just PM'd me the note. He is too busy now to post, but I am sure he will be back later to discuss it. Here it is in its entirety.

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Dear [FatBhudda],

Friday night was really hard for me. I listened to your long explanation of all the things that were making you unhappy about our relationship and it hurt me deeply. Not because I felt differently, but because when you were saying it, I was taking it all personally - even though that was not quite appropriate. When we parted, I cried for hours and it was not until Saturday night that I felt like going out in the world. My friend Sally who I think you remember from that night out at the club a few months back came over and took me out on the town to cheer me up.

After crying into a few drinks, I cheered up enough to talk to some guys and this one guy, Sven Thorvalsjen, was particularly nice. In fact we really hit it off. He took be back to his place and we had freaky monkey sex for about 4 hours straight. Having a handsome muscular nordic giant driving home his huge manhood gave me waves of pleasure you were never able to provide me with. I have taken most of the rest of the week off and have been doing nothing but banging this guy in every room and on every surface of the place.

This has been a near religious experience for me and I wanted to thank you for making it possible. I know you wanted a clean break and I feel, at least for me, that it is definitely the best way to go. I will always remember you fondly and I hope you find happiness with your nerd friends at ATOT.

Your friend...

[..]

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As you can imagine, he is a bit upset by the note...

So he replies with:
Gratz on the new boyfriend!

 

[ultimatebob]

Nah... The proper reply is more like "Gratz on the new boyfriend, but you might want to get yourself tested. Sven told me that he was diagnosed with HIV last month." :evil:

 

[GasX]

Gosh, you two guys slay me...

 

[suse920]

lol nice email... Sven has crabs :evil:

 

[spidey07]

mwilding,

that is so wrong.

but man am I laughing.

 

[GasX]

We really need Fatbhudda back for an update!

 

[cyclohexane]

wow, insane.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
FatBhudda just PM'd me the note. He is too busy now to post, but I am sure he will be back later to discuss it. Here it is in its entirety.

*********

Dear [FatBhudda],

Friday night was really hard for me. I listened to your long explanation of all the things that were making you unhappy about our relationship and it hurt me deeply. Not because I felt differently, but because when you were saying it, I was taking it all personally - even though that was not quite appropriate. When we parted, I cried for hours and it was not until Saturday night that I felt like going out in the world. My friend Sally who I think you remember from that night out at the club a few months back came over and took me out on the town to cheer me up.

After crying into a few drinks, I cheered up enough to talk to some guys and this one guy, Sven Thorvalsjen, was particularly nice. In fact we really hit it off. He took be back to his place and we had freaky monkey sex for about 4 hours straight. Having a handsome muscular nordic giant driving home his huge manhood gave me waves of pleasure you were never able to provide me with. I have taken most of the rest of the week off and have been doing nothing but banging this guy in every room and on every surface of the place.

This has been a near religious experience for me and I wanted to thank you for making it possible. I know you wanted a clean break and I feel, at least for me, that it is definitely the best way to go. I will always remember you fondly and I hope you find happiness with your nerd friends at ATOT.

Your friend...

[..]

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As you can imagine, he is a bit upset by the note...

Ouch....she called us nerds, she is going down *grabs pitchfork*

 

[Peetoeng]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

I know Sven well and she is not lying...

So...you and Sven...:Q

"Not that there's anything wrong with it"

 

[OutHouse]

it proably had a .jpg attachment of his 3 year old kid ,and he is proably still passed out on the floor. :evil:

 

[imported_Pablo]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
FatBhudda just PM'd me the note. He is too busy now to post, but I am sure he will be back later to discuss it. Here it is in its entirety.

*********

Dear [FatBhudda],

Friday night was really hard for me. I listened to your long explanation of all the things that were making you unhappy about our relationship and it hurt me deeply. Not because I felt differently, but because when you were saying it, I was taking it all personally - even though that was not quite appropriate. When we parted, I cried for hours and it was not until Saturday night that I felt like going out in the world. My friend Sally who I think you remember from that night out at the club a few months back came over and took me out on the town to cheer me up.

After crying into a few drinks, I cheered up enough to talk to some guys and this one guy, Sven Thorvalsjen, was particularly nice. In fact we really hit it off. He took be back to his place and we had freaky monkey sex for about 4 hours straight. Having a handsome muscular nordic giant driving home his huge manhood gave me waves of pleasure you were never able to provide me with. I have taken most of the rest of the week off and have been doing nothing but banging this guy in every room and on every surface of the place.

This has been a near religious experience for me and I wanted to thank you for making it possible. I know you wanted a clean break and I feel, at least for me, that it is definitely the best way to go. I will always remember you fondly and I hope you find happiness with your nerd friends at ATOT.

Your friend...

[..]

********

As you can imagine, he is a bit upset by the note...

That's just awesome.

Thank you, Mwilding, for making ATOT a better place.

 

[imported_Fatbuddha]

You guys are stiring up quite a bit lol. I'm so glad I'm a mellow "adult." I'd be mad otherwise lol.

Anyway, I'm thinking of dropping her stuff off this weekend. I might just drop it off I might call her or email her telling her when I don't want her to be there or working something out. Mess up the ZCP sure.... but I'll keep the point simple that I need to drop off stuff and tell her I'd rather not talk to her for at least a year or so which will be better for both of us. I may mention that I read her email but that's about it. LAst night she was hounding me about how paypal is contacting her email for random advertisement because when we were together i was trying to set her up with a verified account cause she wanted one. She also is b. otching about her hitachi rebate that we sent out a month or so ago which is hilarious because in the email she wanted me back was all in a passive agressive and not she's just b. otching at me just to nazi. But I don't respond. Sigh... such stupid garbage. That's about it though. Everything has help from everyone on here. I've also seen how dumb and immature people can be. Granted I am too, no lie about that but dang just some things that were said were rediculous. But some of the humor was far beyond hilarious. Good times people. Thanks again.

 

[Goosemaster]

entertaining thread, regardless of its validity:thumbsup: