Need help with BS excuse to call out from work tonight!!

[glen]

I need a good excuse so I can call out from work so I can put together my newly arrived PC from Newegg.
I also need to sleep tonight so I can see the Matrix tommorrow at noon.
What is the best excuse to call work and lie about?

 

[pyonir]

excessive bathroom usage (read: Diarrhea)

or

massive headache (migraine)

 

[chiwawa626]

I'm glad your ass dosent work for me.

 

[Nyical]

Just call in and say you don't feel good! NUFF SAID!!


Of course if you have any coworkers who troll atot, your very much sunk
in the water

 

[AstIsis]

Say you have a serious case of Hoopatutis Zooparutis

Seriously, just call and say that you need the day off. If it is not a habit, then it should not be a problem.

 

[notfred]

"I'm sick" would work.

 

[RossMAN]

Something wrong with your house or apartment, like major plumbing issues.

 

[kuk]

"Have to take wife to a doctor for a prostate exam!"

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Something wrong with your house or apartment, like major plumbing issues.

That is a good one.
I need to modify it a bit since I work Nights.

 

[BooGiMaN]

just tell them u have fallen and you cant get up..either that or 'i bent my wookie'

 

[aircooled]

SARS

 

[Bignate603]

I think excessive bathroom usage is the best, it's impossible to prove and it can incapacitate you or at least disgust anybody around you enough that they don't want you there.

 

[Anubis]

explosive Diarrhea always works.

could say you had a attempted break in also and had to stay and talk with the cops

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
I think excessive bathroom usage is the best, it's impossible to prove and it can incapacitate you or at least disgust anybody around you enough that they don't want you there.

 

[GroundZero]

just tell them you are a weasel slacker, that doesn't feel like work tonight because you want to play.