Need help with BS excuse to call out from work tonight!!

glen

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I need a good excuse so I can call out from work so I can put together my newly arrived PC from Newegg.
I also need to sleep tonight so I can see the Matrix tommorrow at noon.
What is the best excuse to call work and lie about?
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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excessive bathroom usage (read: Diarrhea)

or

massive headache (migraine)
 

Nyical

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Just call in and say you don't feel good! NUFF SAID!!


Of course if you have any coworkers who troll atot, your very much sunk
in the water
 

AstIsis

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Jan 18, 2003
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Say you have a serious case of Hoopatutis Zooparutis ;)

Seriously, just call and say that you need the day off. If it is not a habit, then it should not be a problem.
 

RossMAN

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Feb 24, 2000
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Something wrong with your house or apartment, like major plumbing issues.
 

glen

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Something wrong with your house or apartment, like major plumbing issues.
That is a good one.
I need to modify it a bit since I work Nights.

 

Bignate603

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I think excessive bathroom usage is the best, it's impossible to prove and it can incapacitate you or at least disgust anybody around you enough that they don't want you there.
 

Anubis

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explosive Diarrhea always works.

could say you had a attempted break in also and had to stay and talk with the cops
 

LOLyourFace

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Originally posted by: Bignate603
I think excessive bathroom usage is the best, it's impossible to prove and it can incapacitate you or at least disgust anybody around you enough that they don't want you there.
 

GroundZero

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just tell them you are a weasel slacker, that doesn't feel like work tonight because you want to play.
 

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