Need help translating

[Vegitto]

I'm gonna order some Chinese food in a couple of hours. I'd like to order it in Chinese . I can pronouce it good enough (aka, not completely rape it ), so could you guys please post it the way you'd write it (not traditional, but romanized Chinese )?

Okay, this is what I wanna say:
Good evening, this is <MyFirstName> <MyLastName>.
I would like to order number 36 and number 88. (Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's gooood )
Okay. Thank you.
Goodbye.

Really short, really dumb . Help me, k?

 

[Vegitto]

Any Chinese speakers willing to do me a favor?

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm gonna order some Chinese food in a couple of hours. I'd like to order it in Chinese . I can pronouce it good enough (aka, not completely rape it ), so could you guys please post it the way you'd write it (not traditional, but romanized Chinese )?

Okay, this is what I wanna say:
Good evening, this is <MyFirstName> <MyLastName>.
I would like to order number 36 and number 88. (Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's gooood )
Okay. Thank you.
Goodbye.

Really short, really dumb . Help me, k?

To say that in chinese, say:

"Deu Lei Lo Mo Chou Hi"

Speak it exactly as it is written.

Have a nice day

 

[Eeezee]

Would you like fries with that?

 

[Baked]

You'll get the "WTF you talking about" stare, follow by, "English please."

 

[Jikininki]

Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.


something along those lines...yea. (btw..this is mandarin Chinese. I dunno cantonese)

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm gonna order some Chinese food in a couple of hours. I'd like to order it in Chinese . I can pronouce it good enough (aka, not completely rape it ), so could you guys please post it the way you'd write it (not traditional, but romanized Chinese )?

Okay, this is what I wanna say:
Good evening, this is <MyFirstName> <MyLastName>.
I would like to order number 36 and number 88. (Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's gooood )
Okay. Thank you.
Goodbye.

Really short, really dumb . Help me, k?

To say that in chinese, say:

"Deu Lei Lo Mo Chou Hi"

Speak it exactly as it is written.

Have a nice day

which translates too...

"Will you partake in helping me to eat this cat?"

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm gonna order some Chinese food in a couple of hours. I'd like to order it in Chinese . I can pronouce it good enough (aka, not completely rape it ), so could you guys please post it the way you'd write it (not traditional, but romanized Chinese )?

Okay, this is what I wanna say:
Good evening, this is <MyFirstName> <MyLastName>.
I would like to order number 36 and number 88. (Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's gooood )
Okay. Thank you.
Goodbye.

Really short, really dumb . Help me, k?

To say that in chinese, say:

"Deu Lei Lo Mo Chou Hi"

Speak it exactly as it is written.

Have a nice day

which translates too...

"Will you partake in helping me to eat this cat?"

it can also be the study of agriculture

 

[Scarpozzi]

Don't they speak Chinese when you play BF2? Maybe you could play the audio over the phone and order some artillery fire.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Don't they speak Chinese when you play BF2? Maybe you could play the audio over the phone and order some artillery fire.

LAWL!

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.


something along those lines...yea. (btw..this is mandarin Chinese. I dunno cantonese)

close enough...

"gei wo yi ge san shi liu han yi ge ba shi ba.

ke bu ke yi kuai yi dian, wo de du zi gu lu gu lu"

^ works as well.

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Don't they speak Chinese when you play BF2? Maybe you could play the audio over the phone and order some artillery fire.

LAWL!

Best idea for sure!

 

[Jikininki]

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.


something along those lines...yea. (btw..this is mandarin Chinese. I dunno cantonese)

close enough...

"gei wo yi ge san shi liu han yi ge ba shi ba.

ke bu ke yi kuai yi dian, wo de du zi gu lu gu lu"

^ works as well.

lol. cute. gu lu gu lu. kekekeke.

 

[jdub1107]

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.


something along those lines...yea. (btw..this is mandarin Chinese. I dunno cantonese)

close enough...

"gei wo yi ge san shi liu han yi ge ba shi ba.

ke bu ke yi kuai yi dian, wo de du zi gu lu gu lu"

^ works as well.

ROFL

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.


something along those lines...yea. (btw..this is mandarin Chinese. I dunno cantonese)

close enough...

"gei wo yi ge san shi liu han yi ge ba shi ba.

ke bu ke yi kuai yi dian, wo de du zi gu lu gu lu"

^ works as well.

What am I ordering here? AIDS?

 

[SZLiao214]

I would double check all of these responses with someone else. Im chinese but dont really speak it, i can understand it ok. Heheh people could have so much fun with this

 

[krunchykrome]

Call them and order:

1 order of Wu tang Clams

1 order of hip hop and you dont stop

1 order of bang bang boogie

1 order of snoop dog

1 order of ll cool j

 

[Trikat]

OMG this thread is great, because I actually know a bit of Chinese.

The only thing I don't know is:
quote:

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
To say that in chinese, say:

"Deu Lei Lo Mo Chou Hi"

Speak it exactly as it is written.

Have a nice day
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[Jikininki]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.


something along those lines...yea. (btw..this is mandarin Chinese. I dunno cantonese)

close enough...

"gei wo yi ge san shi liu han yi ge ba shi ba.

ke bu ke yi kuai yi dian, wo de du zi gu lu gu lu"

^ works as well.

What am I ordering here? AIDS?

it's just a "cuter" version of waht i said. that last line means "can you make it quick, my stomach is growling". It's cute. lol.

what i said is correct tho...i wouldn't try to screw ya..

it's pretty much a literal translation of what you said in English.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Jikininki

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: Jikininki
Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.


something along those lines...yea. (btw..this is mandarin Chinese. I dunno cantonese)

close enough...

"gei wo yi ge san shi liu han yi ge ba shi ba.

ke bu ke yi kuai yi dian, wo de du zi gu lu gu lu"

^ works as well.

What am I ordering here? AIDS?

it's just a "cuter" version of waht i said. that last line means "can you make it quick, my stomach is growling". It's cute. lol.

what i said is correct tho...i wouldn't try to screw ya..

it's pretty much a literal translation of what you said in English.

Cool . Maybe I'll use it .

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Call them and order:

1 order of Wu tang Clams

1 order of hip hop and you dont stop

1 order of bang bang boogie

1 order of snoop dog

1 order of ll cool j

!

Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.

You know, if you pronounce that wrong you get a completely different connotation right?

How does the OP know you chinese people aren't telling him to say this in chinese:
"Hellow, I call myself <Name>.

I want to eat your cat. I am humored by the amount of engrish on your menu. Your wife makes good fish.

You're not really chinese. Bye."

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm gonna order some Chinese food in a couple of hours. I'd like to order it in Chinese . I can pronouce it good enough (aka, not completely rape it ), so could you guys please post it the way you'd write it (not traditional, but romanized Chinese )?

Okay, this is what I wanna say:
Good evening, this is <MyFirstName> <MyLastName>.
I would like to order number 36 and number 88. (Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's gooood )
Okay. Thank you.
Goodbye.

Really short, really dumb . Help me, k?

To say that in chinese, say:

"Deu Lei Lo Mo Chou Hi"

Speak it exactly as it is written.

Have a nice day

Telling people "Screw you mother fscker" in chinese is not nice.

 

[bondboy]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm gonna order some Chinese food in a couple of hours. I'd like to order it in Chinese . I can pronouce it good enough (aka, not completely rape it ), so could you guys please post it the way you'd write it (not traditional, but romanized Chinese )?

Okay, this is what I wanna say:
Good evening, this is <MyFirstName> <MyLastName>.
I would like to order number 36 and number 88. (Yeah, it's cheesy, but it's gooood )
Okay. Thank you.
Goodbye.

Really short, really dumb . Help me, k?

I know it's not nice but LOLOLOL!!!!11
To say that in chinese, say:

"Deu Lei Lo Mo Chou Hi"

Speak it exactly as it is written.

Have a nice day

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Call them and order:

1 order of Wu tang Clams

1 order of hip hop and you dont stop

1 order of bang bang boogie

1 order of snoop dog

1 order of ll cool j

!

Ni hao, Wo shi <name>,

wo yao dian san shi liu hao, hai yo ba shi ba hao.

hao, xie xie. zhai jien.

You know, if you pronounce that wrong you get a completely different connotation right?

How does the OP know you chinese people aren't telling him to say this in chinese:
"Hellow, I call myself <Name>.

I want to eat your cat. I am humored by the amount of engrish on your menu. Your wife makes good fish.

You're not really chinese. Bye."

Because I can recognise Chinese well enough to know what they're saying, but I can't form sentences by myself.