Need epic, long, and boring movie suggestions

[EngenZerO]

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

 

[Doboji]

hehehehehe

Horatio Hornblower!

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: Doboji
The Thin Red Line.

Yes...this was stab your eyes out boring.

I nearly walked out of the theater during this movie.

Thats my favorite kind of movie though, where they really take their time telling the story. Thin Red Line is one of my all-time favorites.

-Max

There was a story there? I felt like Chevy Chase's wife in the movie Funny Farm after she read his first book.

 

[imported_Cameron]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

I didn't think that movie was very boring...

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: kogase
Lots of these movies are not boring, you are all just lameasses with short attention spans. I bet you're all gingers too.

Calling lots of these movies "boring" just because they are epics doesn't make sense.

Another awesome, long, and interesting movie that appears to have gone unmentioned would be The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Braveheart might fit the bill as well.

Now if you want boring, you got those Lord of the rings movies, for whatever reason, they were good to watch once, but upon trying to rewatch them I am unable to pay attention.

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: Cameron

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

I didn't think that movie was very boring...

its not... i love the movie...

but i know alot of my friends find it long and boring...

 

[bonkers325]

watch the ending of the third LotR

/thread

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: Cameron

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

I didn't think that movie was very boring...

its not... i love the movie...

but i know alot of my friends find it long and boring...

I still haven't seen this one. I bought it at release too. Hard to sit down and watch a long movie with two little ones. It took a lot just to sit down and watch Chronicles of Narnia the other night.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Umm.. that movie that had Brad Pitt as a rancher or something. "A River Runs Through It," maybe?

Regardless, that was one hellaciously long and boring movie. I can't tell you if it was "epic" or not, as it was so boring I lost all sight of any plot.



edit: It was "Legends of the Fall." Thanks. Queasy.

 

[Ticks]

Barry Lyndon

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Ticks
Barry Lyndon

Thank god someone else mentioned this so I don't feel so alone. This was really, really boring. I had to stop 2/3 of the way through. And I love virtually every other kubrik film. Most of the movies above are actually good.

 

[chuckywang]

The original Solaris.

 

[Fingolfin269]

I stopped reading when you called Lawrence of Arabia 'epic, long, and boring'. Boring? Bleh.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Umm.. that movie that had Brad Pitt as a rancher or something. "A River Runs Through It," maybe?

Regardless, that was one hellaciously long and boring movie. I can't tell you if it was "epic" or not, as it was so boring I lost all sight of any plot. I think they fished a lot.

Pitt was a rancher in Legends of the Fall. He was the son of a minister in A River Runs Through It.

Both movies were fairly long and boring.

 

[HN]

The English Patient

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Amadeus, Amistad.

Amadeus I agree with, but Amistad IMO is one of the most underrated movies of all time. It's a flat-out great movie. I own them both.

 

[kogase]

A movie that really was boring was "The Leopard". I might have cared about anything that happened in the movie if I gave a damn about Sicily, but I don't and I didn't.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Amadeus I agree with, but Amistad IMO is one of the most underrated movies of all time. It's a flat-out great movie. I own them both.

Oh? Could you understand a thing Anthony Hopkins said in his speech at the end?

 

[theknight571]

Take your pic.

Longest Movies in History

Not all are US pictures though.

The Cure for Insomnia. US Movie 5220 minutes.
The Burning of the Red Lotus Temple. Chineese movie, 2220 minutes.

 

[y2kc]

Once Upon a Time in America


from imdb:

tagline: As boys, they said they would die for each other. As men, they did.

plot outline: A former Prohibition-era Jewish gangster returns to Brooklyn over 30 years later, where he once again must confront the ghosts and regrets of his old life.

this movie is long and boring and epic... a boring gangster flick, starring Deniro and James Woods.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: Doboji
Apocalypse Now

I don't find Apolcalypse Now boring at all, but I recently tried to watch the extended version, Apocalypse Now Redux, and holy moly was it dull (even though it had added nudity).

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Umm.. that movie that had Brad Pitt as a rancher or something. "A River Runs Through It," maybe?

Regardless, that was one hellaciously long and boring movie. I can't tell you if it was "epic" or not, as it was so boring I lost all sight of any plot. I think they fished a lot.

Pitt was a rancher in Legends of the Fall. He was the son of a minister in A River Runs Through It.

Both movies were fairly long and boring.

Ahh.. so long they ran together!

Legends of the Fall is the one to which I was originally referring.

 

[Moab]

I think I will go for Cleopatra.

4+ hours about something I couldn't care less about.

That should be a good brutal time for us in a few weekends, thanks.

And yes, Lawrence of Arabia sucked. It was hours and hours of people walking to the right. We all almost fell asleep during it.

 

[zanieladie]

I LOVE "Gone With the Wind" and I thnk it's over 3 hours long.

 

[Kirby]

The Shining