Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
To the OP.... why the hell would anyone pay you $60,000 to do jack squat all day with little responsibility? With the criteria you described you'd be lucky to get $10/hr.
This thread is almost as rediculous as the one where the guy wanted to be a Special Black Ops even though he had no training whatsoever. LAWL at this entire thread.
Fixed.Originally posted by: Ballsack
Originally posted by: redfella
Anyways I want a computer job that has the following criteria:
- Little responsibility
- High pay
HE HAS UPPER MANAGEMENT WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM
Originally posted by: XxPrOdiGyxX
We may have ZaneJohnson's replacement on our hands.
Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
To the OP.... why the hell would anyone pay you $60,000 to do jack squat all day with little responsibility? With the criteria you described you'd be lucky to get $10/hr.
This thread is almost as rediculous as the one where the guy wanted to be a Special Black Ops even though he had no training whatsoever. LAWL at this entire thread.
That or trolling. It delivers the :laugh: though.Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
I'm unable to find the thread that this is a parody of. This is a parody, right?![]()
Originally posted by: redfella
Alright... so if I nix the 'Little responsibility' part, am I in luck? Or is it still just a job at the Geek Squad?
Originally posted by: her209
Fixed.Originally posted by: Ballsack
Originally posted by: redfella
Anyways I want a computer job that has the following criteria:
- Little responsibility
- High pay
HE HAS UPPER MANAGEMENT WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM
Originally posted by: redfella
This question is for all you technophiles/computer careerists who know what you are talking about.
I am looking to change careers and get a job in computers. The only problem is that I don't know which job to go for. I live in Raleigh, North Carolina. For those of you who are familiar with Raleigh you will know that it is a high tech industry hot bed. It's basically Silicon Valley East. So there are a ton of computer jobs here. This will help keep my possiblilities open, etc.
Anyways I want a computer job that has the following criteria:
- Build/repair computers (hardware)
- Install/update/fix software
- Maintain systems/servers/websites
- NO training morons or holding hands
- NO exhaustive explanations about what I'm doing on a daily basis to boss/co-workers
- NO CODING
- Little responsibility
- High pay
- Entry level pay starts at 40k+
- Can reach 60k+ in short time
Is there a job for me? If so, what is it called and how do I get it? Do I need an Associates, Bacholers, Masters or just a diploma? Do I need certification? Etc. Etc.
Thanks in advance!
Originally posted by: redfella
This question is for all you technophiles/computer careerists who know what you are talking about.
I am looking to change careers and get a job in computers. The only problem is that I don't know which job to go for. I live in Raleigh, North Carolina. For those of you who are familiar with Raleigh you will know that it is a high tech industry hot bed. It's basically Silicon Valley East. So there are a ton of computer jobs here. This will help keep my possiblilities open, etc.
Anyways I want a computer job that has the following criteria:
- Build/repair computers (hardware)
- Install/update/fix software
- Maintain systems/servers/websites
- NO training morons or holding hands
- NO exhaustive explanations about what I'm doing on a daily basis to boss/co-workers
- NO CODING
- Little responsibility
- High pay
- Entry level pay starts at 40k+
- Can reach 60k+ in short time
Is there a job for me? If so, what is it called and how do I get it? Do I need an Associates, Bacholers, Masters or just a diploma? Do I need certification? Etc. Etc.
Thanks in advance!
Originally posted by: redfella
Thanks everyone for the information. I got a better idea now.
So if I do "support", what does that mean? Answering computer illiterate perople's questions?
Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
I'm not sure how old you are, but skills such as building computers/updating/repairs...those are for mom/pop local computer stores and/or geek squad jobs. $10-15 / hr
If you want to be in computers and make $40,50, or 60K, you WILL have to either know how to code/program or work in design as an engineer.
I'm sure some Sr. IT workers or IT managers make $60K+ easily but they probably know a lot about networking and possibly programming.
With the type of responsibilities you want (ie. almost none), best you can make is $10-15/hr.
