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redfella

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Thanks everyone for the information. I got a better idea now.

So if I do "support", what does that mean? Answering computer illiterate perople's questions?
 

RaistlinZ

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To the OP.... why the hell would anyone pay you $60,000 to do jack squat all day with little responsibility? With the criteria you described you'd be lucky to get $10/hr.

This thread is almost as rediculous as the one where the guy wanted to be a Special Black Ops even though he had no training whatsoever. LAWL at this entire thread.
 

BrownTown

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Why don't you at least go to community college and the some wort of an associates degree in some real field? Maybe you could draft stuff using AutoCad or something like that.
 

XxPrOdiGyxX

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Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
To the OP.... why the hell would anyone pay you $60,000 to do jack squat all day with little responsibility? With the criteria you described you'd be lucky to get $10/hr.

This thread is almost as rediculous as the one where the guy wanted to be a Special Black Ops even though he had no training whatsoever. LAWL at this entire thread.

lol is this THAT dude? hahaha.
 

TruePaige

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Originally posted by: XxPrOdiGyxX
We may have ZaneJohnson's replacement on our hands.

I don't know, Zane has special medicines he makes to relax the other employees...
 

Platypus

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that is a terrible list OP... you are describing an entry level job except you want little responsibility, to not have to deal with users and for this to be a high paying job.

The internet is a wonderful free resource.. read about computers and figure them out. Even if you go to college and/or study and get certs you're not going to learn how to do anything unless you figure it out for yourself. If you don't think you'll be able to put in that kind of commitment then just don't bother with this field, honestly. You cannot be good at maintaining servers unless you have programming skills in my opinion.. even having basic skills is better than nothing. On that note, how do you plan on maintaining websites if you do not understand code?

You cannot build/repair computers intelligently if you don't understand the hardware and how to build servers for specific tasks, etc.
 

Injury

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You're basically asking to be paid 40k a year to do what a kid in high school will do for 25k/yr. Guess who they're gonna pick.

You're attitude and desired responsibilities show NO willingness to advance or learn, NO ability to be flexible in your operations and NO desire to increase your worth as an employee.

However, I encourage you to submit your resume to as many people as possible with these requirements clearly spelled out. In the rough economy, people can use a good laugh.
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
To the OP.... why the hell would anyone pay you $60,000 to do jack squat all day with little responsibility? With the criteria you described you'd be lucky to get $10/hr.

This thread is almost as rediculous as the one where the guy wanted to be a Special Black Ops even though he had no training whatsoever. LAWL at this entire thread.

It's almost as ridiculous as not knowing how to spell ridiculous.
 

nomrah

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OP your list is not realistic at all. We'd all love to get paid to do nothing.

How old are you? And what industry are you coming from?
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
I'm unable to find the thread that this is a parody of. This is a parody, right? :confused:
That or trolling. It delivers the :laugh: though.
 

XxPrOdiGyxX

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Originally posted by: redfella
Alright... so if I nix the 'Little responsibility' part, am I in luck? Or is it still just a job at the Geek Squad?

There is nothing wrong with Geek Squad. Sure, you won't get much respect from those around this forum. But, if you do your job and actually try to do it right you will learn a lot. You can use it as a stepping stone to something other than IT. Any job can become an opportunity for better things...well, almost any.
 

Aberforth

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Get a programming job, it's not restful but the pay is pretty good, but you also have to listen to different teams and work together.
 

Drekce

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How many people are there out there like this that think they deserve some easy, high paying job like that?
 

skim milk

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hay guyz
I'm looking for a job where I just watch TV at home reply to emails and get 60k+
how to find?
 

IEC

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Originally posted by: redfella
This question is for all you technophiles/computer careerists who know what you are talking about.

I am looking to change careers and get a job in computers. The only problem is that I don't know which job to go for. I live in Raleigh, North Carolina. For those of you who are familiar with Raleigh you will know that it is a high tech industry hot bed. It's basically Silicon Valley East. So there are a ton of computer jobs here. This will help keep my possiblilities open, etc.

Anyways I want a computer job that has the following criteria:

- Build/repair computers (hardware)
- Install/update/fix software
- Maintain systems/servers/websites
- NO training morons or holding hands
- NO exhaustive explanations about what I'm doing on a daily basis to boss/co-workers
- NO CODING
- Little responsibility
- High pay
- Entry level pay starts at 40k+
- Can reach 60k+ in short time

Is there a job for me? If so, what is it called and how do I get it? Do I need an Associates, Bacholers, Masters or just a diploma? Do I need certification? Etc. Etc.

Thanks in advance!

Good luck remaining unemployed, you won't need it!
 
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Originally posted by: redfella
This question is for all you technophiles/computer careerists who know what you are talking about.

I am looking to change careers and get a job in computers. The only problem is that I don't know which job to go for. I live in Raleigh, North Carolina. For those of you who are familiar with Raleigh you will know that it is a high tech industry hot bed. It's basically Silicon Valley East. So there are a ton of computer jobs here. This will help keep my possiblilities open, etc.

Anyways I want a computer job that has the following criteria:

- Build/repair computers (hardware)
- Install/update/fix software
- Maintain systems/servers/websites
- NO training morons or holding hands
- NO exhaustive explanations about what I'm doing on a daily basis to boss/co-workers
- NO CODING
- Little responsibility
- High pay
- Entry level pay starts at 40k+
- Can reach 60k+ in short time

Is there a job for me? If so, what is it called and how do I get it? Do I need an Associates, Bacholers, Masters or just a diploma? Do I need certification? Etc. Etc.

Thanks in advance!

I'm not sure how old you are, but skills such as building computers/updating/repairs...those are for mom/pop local computer stores and/or geek squad jobs. $10-15 / hr

If you want to be in computers and make $40,50, or 60K, you WILL have to either know how to code/program or work in design as an engineer.

I'm sure some Sr. IT workers or IT managers make $60K+ easily but they probably know a lot about networking and possibly programming.

With the type of responsibilities you want (ie. almost none), best you can make is $10-15/hr.
 

JEDIYoda

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Originally posted by: redfella
Thanks everyone for the information. I got a better idea now.

So if I do "support", what does that mean? Answering computer illiterate perople's questions?

You still have to know wtf you are talking about.....you cannot make any money working as little as possible......
True support requires knowledge as in college or a school specializing in.....
 

Nightfall

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It takes college and experience to get up to 40-60k a year. As for responsibility, it goes up as you go up the ladder for the most part. I am a Network/Systems admin and I am paid to make sure all equipment stays up and running. I have the experience so the job is not that difficult. About 1/2 of my day is spent on troubleshooting/helping users and the other half is on projects like improving the network.

If you want to get a job in IT and make good money, let me help you out by telling you what to do. I used to do IT hiring and these lessons should be learned.

1. You will have to take a low paying job to get experience. Usually, even your first 2 years out of college are going to be low paying ones.
2. If you don't have a degree in IT, get one. Even if it is a 2 year degree. The higher you go in education, the easier it will be to get that higher paying job.
3. When you start working, start studying to get certifications. CCNA, A+, Network+, MCSA, etc. Certifications are good for bolstering your resume, especially if you don't have experience or education to fall back on. I have seen it where certifications can bring you up if you lack in either of those other areas.
4. It will take at least 2 years for you to get that 40-50k a year job. Once you got it, keep working on your skills by studying new things. Getting to 60k and up will require that kind of mindset.
5. Once you get to that 60k a year job, keep up with your skillset. If you can, go back to school and get a 4 or 5 year degree. Management pays more and getting that will require a better degree.
6. Be patient.

Good luck!
 

redfella

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Hey ya'll. OP is back... Can't let this dog lie.

So, if I get an Associates in IT, and bust my ass for 2 years working, I can get around 40k-50k? Sounds good to me. Hell it took an Associates and 8 YEARS working just to reach 45k, which is wear I am now doing CAD.

I see everyone in computers, all lazy, just swimming in the money, making tons of money, so I figure why shouldn't I be doing the same? Like the commercials say, "sick of your job, get into IT, anyone can do it". How hard can it be? We all know IT people don't do squat except for when the server goes down and thats it. So I figure that I can learn how to fix that, and take my 60k+/year job at the same time. As long as it's computers, MGMT will deal the dough, yea?
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

I'm not sure how old you are, but skills such as building computers/updating/repairs...those are for mom/pop local computer stores and/or geek squad jobs. $10-15 / hr

If you want to be in computers and make $40,50, or 60K, you WILL have to either know how to code/program or work in design as an engineer.

I'm sure some Sr. IT workers or IT managers make $60K+ easily but they probably know a lot about networking and possibly programming.

With the type of responsibilities you want (ie. almost none), best you can make is $10-15/hr.

server farms and other high-end environments need repair guys too ;)