Need an apt metaphor. Complete this phrase. . .

[BlueAcolyte]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
...is like calling something a metaphor when you mean simile?

Grammar ftw!

 

[Dear Summer]

is like getting sex but with a loose woman

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
...is like calling something a metaphor when you mean simile?

In England and Canada, metaphor also means "expression" or "phrase".

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Christina Hendricks fully clothed.

I dunno man, she's pretty fucking hot with clothes on too.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: OCguy
A Chinese villager leaving his newborn daughter in the mountains to be eaten by wolves due to the 1 child policy.

D:

 

[Cristatus]

...a sidemotion!

(C)

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Hugh Hefner masturbating.

 

[OCGuy]

When you are trying to close out your browser real fast because your girlfriend walks in on you watching a 22yr old Filipino transexual live on webcam, but the screen freezes and it wont close.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer
is like getting sex but with a loose woman

your perspective speaks volumes

 

[ChaoZ]

Having two girlfriends but you can only bang one of them.

 

[ShawnD1]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: Dear Summer
is like getting sex but with a loose woman

your perspective speaks volumes

pwned!

like paying extra to get a Mac then installing Windows on it.

 

[Blunc]

like a twinkie with no creamy filling.

like an egg with no yoke.

like having more to do but no matching incentive.

like a Versace strapless dress but it's on Rosie O'Donnell

 

[sao123]

a fleshlite which expects you to buy it flowers.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
is like a raise without a promotion?

try again...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Cheddar cheese without holes.

Try again...

 

[TridenT]

A promotion without a raise is like trick or treating without the candy.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Christina Hendricks fully clothed.

Is she showing cleavage...?

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Hugh Hefner masturbating.

EWWWWWWW.

Originally posted by: sao123
a fleshlite which expects you to buy it flowers.

:laugh:

Originally posted by: TridenT
A promotion without a raise is like trick or treating without the candy.

Very appropriate for this time of year :thumbsup:

 

[JJChicken]

A promotion without a raise is like change in the White House.

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: krylon

Originally posted by: ahurtt
A coworker of mine came up with this one:

A promotion without a raise is like being Jesus.

I LOL'ed

Well. . .think about it. . .He was the son of God, for his sake. You don't get much of a higher position than that but how'd that work out for him?

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
...is like calling something a metaphor when you mean simile?

D'OH! You're right. . .thanks.

However, your simile is failsauce. <-- Metaphor

 

[AbAbber2k]

...a gg pat on the ass but not trophy.

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: ahurtt
I know ATOT will not disappoint me on this one. Complete this phrase with an apt metaphor that expresses the sentiment "more responsibility, more accountability, more hours, no more money? thanks but uh. . .no thanks."

A promotion without a raise is like. . .

a doughnut without glaze.

 

[SlitheryDee]

It's like "Ok, you can put it in"..."but don't come"!

 

[Iron Woode]

like finding out that hot chick you picked up is a tranny.

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
like finding out that hot chick you picked up is a tranny.

Wouldn't that be more like getting a promotion, a raise, AND a bonus!?



I mean. . .if you're into that kinda thing. . .not that there's anything wrong with that.
Errrem. . .not that I am or anything...no. Definitely not.

You guys are killin me here! Keep em coming!