Need an apt metaphor. Complete this phrase. . .

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: ahurtt

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
like finding out that hot chick you picked up is a tranny.

Wouldn't that be more like getting a promotion, a raise, AND a bonus!?



I mean. . .if you're into that kinda thing. . .not that there's anything wrong with that.

ok then.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Slimline

Originally posted by: ahurtt
I know ATOT will not disappoint me on this one. Complete this phrase with an apt metaphor that expresses the sentiment "more responsibility, more accountability, more hours, no more money? thanks but uh. . .no thanks."

A promotion without a raise is like. . .

a doughnut without glaze.

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
It's like "Ok, you can put it in"..."but don't come"!

 

[Iron Woode]

like a loli without a pedobear.

 

[MikeMike]

is like dividing by 0... only Chuck Norris accepts it...

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Cheddar cheese without holes.

Try again...

I apologize that my sense of humor is a little off-center, but do you honestly believe you are going to trick me with that pic of Swiss Cheese? Get a life!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

...is like a joke without a punchline.

 

[ebaycj]

is like being fucked in the ass by a guy with a 12" dong who happens to be wearing a 60-grit sandpaper condom, rough side out.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: ebaycj
is like being fucked in the ass by a guy with a 12" dong who happens to be wearing a 60-grit sandpaper condom, rough side out with syphilis, ghonorrea, HIV, and herpes

 

[waffleironhead]

is like climbing into the van, but not getting any candy.

 

[her209]

...a boy in a a weather balloon.

 

[sandorski]

Blow without Hookers

 

[eits]

... asking atot for a metaphor and when you really want similies.

... going trick or treating and not getting any candy.

... paying to sight-see your own city.

... having sex with a fat chick... you finally got some, but you can't brag about it.

... having to take your hand out to dinner before you beat off.

... being raped without having an orgasm.

 

[Iron Woode]

like getting rid of everything you own on Dec 20 2012 and finding out nothing happened the next morning.

 

[nerp]

a girlfriend with a promise ring.

 

[Mo0o]

Getting a degree from a community college

 

[kalrith]

...like going to prison and getting no butt secks.

 

[OUCaptain]

Getting screwed in the ass without a reach-around.

 

[OCGuy]

Finally getting laid for the first time, and finding out it is your 1st cousin.

 

[69Mach1]

Sex without a partner.

 

[Fritzo]

Having a boner and not being able to make fist.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Having a boner and not being able to make fist.

I think that it is a good thing that I don't know what that means:Q

 

[shortylickens]

We are some SICK FUCKING BASTARDS!!

 

[alrocky]

A helicopter (to avoid a nuclear bomb) without a pilot.