need advice? the docta is cranky and going to bed!

[raptor13]

Ok. I called the airport.


The guy that answered the phone told me that, perhaps, I should call someone who might actually know the answer. He then told me I'm a fool. Any other ideas?


Edit: He also mentioned something about "ticket agents are not pilots." What does that mean?

 

[eakers]

if you cant figure out wether you are qualifyed to fly
then dont.
i dont want you or anyone else to die.

*kat. <-- the docta is in!

 

[Yeeny]

Ok, next question. How come when I watched Romper Room as a child, that evil witch that starred in it never said my name? I spent years of my life sitting there, watching her look through her Magic Mirror and seeing all the good little boys and girls. Suzy, Justin, Amanda, but was there ever a Colleen? No, never! I have spent thousands of dollars on therapy, trying to figure out why her and that damn bee hated me so much, please help....

 

[cpars]

Oh ok Doc.. then how do you cure a hypochondriac?

 

[eakers]

GF i know your pain, i as well am i child victim of romper room. not only did she not say my name, but that giant bee gave me nightmares.
we will file a class action law suit and bathe our troubles in money.

but if that doesnt help just realize that it wasnt directed personally at you, werd on the playground is that she didnt really see anybody but was a delusional maniac

*kat. <-- the docta is in.

 

[eakers]

hypochondriacs can only be cured with lots of expensive threapy and sometimes even drugs.
id advise that you see your medical professional again.

*kat. <-- the docta is in.

 

[Yeeny]

Oh that is a good idea! Then I can spend all my court winnings sitting on a beach in Tahiti sewing little cloth bees and then pulling their wings off. That will be the best therapy I have ever had. Thanks eakers, your my hero now...

 

[eakers]

you see thats why i come here to make ppl happy.

anyways i have to get ready for work soon, sooooo last call!

*kat. <-- last call

 

[cpars]

I GIVE UP

 

[eakers]

well im outta here
if you need more advice pm or icq me.

*kat. <-- doc is on her way to work

 

[eakers]

im in.

*kat. <-- awaiting to solve your problems

 

[guyver01]

life sucks.
can you cure that for me?

 

[eakers]

yes get off the forum and do something fun with people.

*kat. <--the doctor is in!

 

[eyor]

umm... hi doc... I've come to you before with some questions... you advised that I kidnap young children and eat them... so I did, and now the police are on my back... can you tell me how to get fingerprints off of garden tools? also, what did I do wrong? I followed your advice to the word! honest!

 

[eakers]

i actually advised you to not kidnap children.
thats what you get for not listening to me.

*kat. <-- add the doctor to your icq shes bored!

 

[eyor]

icq? done and done.

 

[Elita1]

Dear docta:
I've noticed that in the southern Ontario area where I live, drivers NEVER honk. No matter what the situation; whether someone nearly side-swipes them or some lunatic pedestrian prances across the street on a green light, Canadian drivers never honk.

Why is that?

My husband's argument is that it is rude and that by honking you could actually frighten someone so badly that they could drive into a ditch.

It is bewildering to say the least.

Being the hot-tempered Hispanic driver that I am, I find it difficult to accept this particular quirk of the Canadian culture. Often I find myself severely tempted to drive along the highway(at normal speed) honking blissfully and frightening the hell out of everybody.
Canadians need not be afraid of the car horn.
Perhaps you could shed some light on this matter

 

[Wedesdo]

here's a question -

are you imatiating lucy from peanuts? if so, shouldn't you be changing a nickel/question?

 

[Mday]

well, there is this girl, errrr, woman i would like to be intimate with. but she is married with 3 children. her husband works out of town. and i live a couple of hours from her.




lol

 

[eakers]

elita: yes i am from southern ontario and never use my horn as well. because well nobody else does.

wes: yes i am.

mday: run away from that woman before you are shot

*kat. <-- the doctor is in!

 

[RGN]

Hey doc, I have a bad cold. My head is gonna explode... Can you help me? :frown:

 

[eakers]

take two aspirin (or tylenol or advil or generic brand substitue)
and go to bed

*kat. <-- doctor is in

 

[RGN]

I don't want to go to bed. It's boring all by myself.

 

[ltk007]

Well here's my problem. There is this woman I want to be intimate with, and I know she wants me, but she is married and has three kids. Her husband works out of town all week though, however she lives about 5 hours from me. So what I'm asking is, can you loan me bus fair?

 

[Mday]

SHE'S MINE LTK007!

I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!