need advice? the docta is cranky and going to bed!

[eakers]

eyor, read my post directed to you about the hypochondria and the no period ever means you are unable to be pregnant

*kat. <-- last call!

 

[Viper GTS]

eyor...

I think the doctor needs more information. Pull down your pants, are you an innie or an outie?

Viper GTS

 

[prodigy]

Thank you for the advice Doctor kat, I shall look into those solutions.

 

[eyor]

I seem to be an outie... whoa! and what an outie I am!!! ...but this still doesn't help me to understand the situation...

 

[eakers]

eyor. the situation is you ahve no uterus or ovaries therefore there is no place for impregnation

*kat. <--10 more mins!

 

[eyor]

oh... then what are the options for me to consider if I one day wish to have a child?

 

[Viper GTS]

What do you think of platinum engagement rings?

Viper GTS

 

[eakers]

1. have a baby with a woman, i cant go into details here because it is against the rules here, though i discourage you from breeding
2. adoption
3. kidnapping (this is illegal but works for some...)

*kat. <-- not promoting kidnapping in any way

 

[eakers]

viper: i shouldnt be the one you discuss this with...your gf is. you can propose without a ring this way you get the right size and right ring.

i personally prefer white gold

*kat. <-- last call

 

[prodigy]

Are there any disadvantages to having a test-tube baby?

 

[eyor]

Is it against the rules to go into option 3? Also, what are the differences (if any) between options 2 and 3?
Option 1 sounds kinda far-fetched... can this occur over the internet?

 

[eakers]

test tube babies havent been around long enough for signifigant research to be done.

the difference between 2 and 3 involves the police and certain aspects of the law taht i cant go into cuz well im not a lawyer.
no 1 can not be acheived via the internet

*kat <-- im outta here!

 

[Viper GTS]

I already know what size (6), &amp; I already know I'm gettin' platinum, I was just curious what you thought. I'm thinking a ~1.0 - 1.5 carat center stone offset with two ~0.25 ct heart cut stones.

Only something you can do once, might as well do it right.

Viper GTS

 

[eyor]

Do what I do; get an onion ring and duct tape a carrot to it and give it to her and tell her she is st00pid!

Edit: hmm... maybe I didn't read your post carefully enough... you mean you *DO* want her to marry you? or you are trying to scare her away?

 

[eakers]

the doctor is back in.

*kat. <-- the doctor is in

 

[guyver01]

<burp>
can you help me <burp>
i have a <burp> problem..

<burp>

too much <burp> gas..
<riiiiiiiiiiiip>
oops.. sorry

:::runs off to find Lysol::::






















hehehe kidding

 

[eakers]

guyver01: while its important to have a sence of humor you shouldnt deny your problem. gas is usually something to not be taken seriously but alas if it continues it could be a sign of gastro-intestinal disease.

*kat. <-- the docta is in

 

[guyver01]

one other thing... i have this non-reducable sub-epidural mass... it's located under the right axilla... any idea what it could be?

 

[eakers]

its a wart.
have it removed.

*kat. <-- the doctor is in

 

[Yeeny]

1. have a baby with a woman, i cant go into details here because it is against the rules here, though i discourage you from breeding

LMAO eakers!

Ok, my question is, when my husband is snoring really loud and keeping me awake, like he did last night, is it legal to kill him, and then cop an insanity plea?

 

[cpars]

what are the Symptoms/warning signs for appendicitis?

 

[guyver01]

<< when my husband is snoring really loud and keeping me awake, like he did last night, is it legal to kill him, and then cop an insanity plea? >>


no need... just cover his head with a pillow.... and when they ask what happened... tell them the truth.. he was snoring... and you had to cover his face so you can go to sleep... it was a freak accident.

<-- thought too hard about this reply. i need to get a life.

 

[eakers]

GF: yeah you could get in trouble but i find a swift elbow to the ribs stops the snoring quite well, or you could do what my boys parents do, separate rooms (yes separate rooms cuz they snore so loud)

warning signs for appendisitis is usually terrible cramps in your left i think side.

*kat. <-- not a medical proffessional but a doctor nonetheless

 

[raptor13]

If I'm not sure whether or not I'm currently qualified to fly an aircraft, how would I find out? I know I have a license. I know I've flown before. I know that at one point, I was qualified - say some 30 days ago. But am I still capable? Will the FAA drag me out of bed at night and shoot me for breaking regulations? How would I know for sure? And even if I was sure, would they still shoot me?



Raptor <---- Hides under the covers.

 

[eakers]

no they wouldnt shoot you.
perhaps you should do your own research on wether you are qualifyed or not... i would say yes, but dont quote me on that...perhaps you should check on your licence what aircrafts you are qualifyed to operate or call someone at the airport.

*kat. <-- docta is in.