need advice? the docta is cranky and going to bed!

[eakers]

well i know a lot of you have problems that need to be worked out, and better who than me to work them out for you?
so come on give me your toughest questions on love life fashion, whatever you can think of...

*dr.kat.<-- the doctor is in.

 

[Viper GTS]

Is it OK to send roses to a girl for Valentine's Day if you did it one month previously for her birthday?

Viper GTS

 

[SmiZ]

<< give me your toughest questions on love life fashion >>




you do realize this is a computer forum don't you??


fashion: should my pocket protector match my shoes?
love: how do i know if my online gf is a man?
life: what's that? is it worth downloading?

 

[eakers]

Viper GTS: yes! but dont be cheap send good flowers

SmiZ: a) its more important to match it to your shirt.
b) if she claims to be perfect/refuses to meet you/wants you to do weird things to her/if her picture doesnt seem like someone who would have trouble meeting someone in real life
c) only download from reputatal sites because computer viruses exist despite what my boyfriend says, also dont clutter up your harddrive with dumb games and useless programs
*kat. <-- the docta is in

 

[vi edit]

Viper, I'd send flowers, but make them carnations or some sort of arrangement/boquet.

Send flowers, just not roses

 

[perry]

Send sunflowers. That way, when she gets hungry, she can pick the seeds and eat them. yummmmmmm... sunflower seeds...

 

[eakers]

excuse me I AM THE DOCTER NOT YOU
get outta my thread

*kat. <-- not really mean

 

[kranky]

We're looking at implementing a 6-bay hot-swap RAID 5 configuration on a dual P3 server using an array of 6x18GB Ultra 3/LVD SCSI 10K RPM drives, with one as a hot spare. The other option is to configure the entire array into a single logical drive, without the hot spare. Retaining the extra disk capacity (since RAID 5 requires a parity data area of 1/n [where n=number of drives] ) of integrating the last drive into the array is only a marginal benefit.

Which way do you think is better?

 

[Viper GTS]

OK, so if I know she likes lavender roses, what would be a good equivalent in say... carnations?

Viper GTS

 

[eakers]

kranky your problem is one faced by thousands, i suggest you join a support group on indecisiveness.

i would go with option one, but im afraid my explaination why would only confuse you because i can only answer it in french.

*kat. <-- the docta is in!

 

[Bryan]

Viper - Tulips are nice. Here's another idea. Send her a customized song with her name and stuff in it. There are places on the web that do this. She gets a nice lyric sheet, custom CD and cover. I did that for my GF a few years ago. She's now my wife and the mother of our son.

 

[Locutus of Board]

If my butt itches, should I get checked for hemorrhoids?

 

[eakers]

carnations look yucky to me but maybe find out what she likes about lavender roses the colour of flower type.
i would send really cool flowers (aka homeotic mutants) that noone else is getting like an origional kinda thing.

*kat. <-- the docta is in.

 

How bout this, my ex was one of my bestest friends forever.
Now I have a new GF and from the beginning they dont like each other, and now i cannot like mention either girl to each other.
Well now my ex is getting upset because i am pushing her away, and all she wants is someone to care for her, and like be a friend etc.
But weekends are taken by my GF and I currenly work 40+ hours a week.
Why cant women understand when you want to like be alone for a few months?

 

[eakers]

ichiness is a sign of irrritation
if it continues to plague you a lot see a medical professtional

*kat. <-- doctor is in

 

[perry]

SammySon - 3 some would solve their problem!

 

[eyor]

How do I tell if I've been impregnated?

 

[eakers]

your ex is your ex for a reason
your gf is your gf for a reason.
if you love your gf then i suggest that you put her way b4 the other. dont sneak around to see your ex even on friendly basis cuz that is a reciepe for disaster
if you do see the ex splain to the gf that its cuz you are freinds nothing more then splain that you love her more than anything, then give a detailed list of where you are going.
splain to the ex that you are no longer hers and that is somthing that she has to deal with and move on.

*kat. <-- the docta is in

 

[kranky]

perry, this is eakers' thread, let her give the advice, K?

Thanks for your advice, Dr. kat. It backs up exactly what the Magic 8-ball told me. (&quot;Reply hazy, ask again.&quot I'm going to go with the first option because three out of five times the coin came up heads.

 

[eakers]

eyor the most common sign of pregancy is the stoppage of your period, now if you happen to be on depro provra then it would be harder to tell. look for tenderness, swoleness in your breasts and weight gain,
seek a medical professional.

*kat. <-- docta is leaving for work soon

 

[eyor]

hmmm... thanks. wait... I've never had a period before... is there any other way to tell?

 

[eakers]

if youve never had a period
then you are not pregnate
i suggest you seek help for your hypochondria

*kat. <-- last call!

 

[prodigy]

What's the best cure for hairy palms and poor eyesight?

 

[eyor]

oh, and I don't have breasts, either. but is there a test that I could do to confirm your opinion?

 

[eakers]

well prodigy that unfortuantly is a genetic problem and has no cure
i suggest electrolosis for the hands
and contacts or glasses for your eyes

*kat. <-- last call!