Need a saying with "Texas" in it

[Mears]

Ok, I need to find a saying that has Texas in it. The following are all taken:

Don't mess with Texas
Everything's bigger in Texas
All my Ex's live in Texas
The only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns! **Edit**

 

[clamum]

What about the one where only steers and queers come from Texas

 

[Saulbadguy]

"Texas, now with Vitamin R!"

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

God Bless Texas.



actually, screw Texas!

 

[Ryan]

"The only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns!"

 

[MrBond]

"Only steers and queers come from Texas, you don't look much like a steer to me! Are you a fudgepacker!?"

That may be inappropriate for what you're doing. Hit up IMDB and look on the quotes page for Full Metal Jacket to get the exact quote, it's been a while since I saw the movie.

 

[Nitemare]

The stars at night - are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The prairie sky - is wide and high
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The Sage in bloom - is like perfume
Deep in the heart of Texas.
Reminds me of - the one I love
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The cowboys cry - ki-yip-pie-yi
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The rabbits rush - around the brush
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The coyotes wail - along the trail
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The doggies bawl - and bawl and bawl
Deep in the heart of Texas.

 

[Capone]

Walker Texas Ranger???

 

[XZeroII]

Don't fondle Tex's horse

 

[Mears]

Whoops, forgot to mention that the Full Metal Jacket quote is also taken.

 

"In texas we dont have an electric chair, we have an electric sofa!" - Law Enforcement Stats Professor, who is from texas

 

[KK]

Texas is for Lovers.

KK

 

[Saulbadguy]

Hook 'Em.

 

[murphy55d]

There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again.

 

[EyeMWing]

Texas: The other white meat.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I wouldn't (insert what you would not do here) for all of the oil in Texas.

... and I am a native Texan.

 

[SaltBoy]

Black gold... Texas tea.

 

[Electric Amish]

Texas Sucks.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Mears
Ok, I need to find a saying that has Texas in it. The following are all taken:

Don't mess with Texas
Everything's bigger in Texas
All my Ex's live in Texas
The only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns! **Edit**

Texas sucks?

 

[Spoooon]

F*ck Texas?
Tuck Fexas?

 

[Nitemare]

Texas: Sooner's B!tch

 

[kenshorin]

Texas... stays crunchy, even in milk!

 

[ScottyB]

Texas: We drag gays and blacks behind trucks.

 

[GWDWD]

Texas: The Big Ugly Hat State.

 

[JayMassive]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Texas Sucks.

Blow it out your kazoo, buddy. :~]

How about "You all can go to hell...I'm going to Texas." --Davy Crockett

j'son