Need a saying with "Texas" in it

[white]

"Don't mess with Texas"

 

[WinkOsmosis]

What if your girlfriend was Texas?

 

[bigd480]

"The Eyes of Texas (are upon you)" - UT's fight song

(Hook'Em)

 

[kranky]

Bumper sticker I saw in Dallas: I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could

 

[ucdbiendog]

Originally posted by: white
"Don't mess with Texas"

dammit you beat me to it.

 

[Ikonomi]

I:heart:
TX

 

[bootymac]

Use this. Keep trying until you find one you like :beer:

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: bigd480
"The Eyes of Texas (are upon you)" - UT's fight song

(Hook'Em)

is not

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Texas: Sooner's B!tch

how do you figure? We stomped OU in both basketball games this season as well as every other sport other than football. nice try, though.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Texas: Sooner's B!tch

how do you figure? We stomped OU in both basketball games this season as well as every other sport other than football. nice try, though.

Hey weren't you telling Shane that the only sport that matters is football?

 

[MaxDepth]

Texan: What's your name?
Pee-wee: I don't remember.
Texan: Where are you from?
Pee-wee: I don't remember.
Texan: Do you remember anything?
Pee-wee: I remember... the Alamo.

 

[arcenite]

Texas: Where the newbies do the pwning.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: white
"Don't mess with Texas"

Or the less popular "Please Mess With Texas."

 

[Slacker]

<a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.nortropic.com/lis341/future/yellow.html">The Yellow Rose of Texas

There's a yellow rose in Texas
That I am going to see
No other darky knows her
No one only me
She cried so when I left her
It like to broke my heart
And if I ever more find her
We nevermore will part.

Chorus:
She's the sweetest rose of color
This darky ever knew
Her eyes are bright as diamonds
They sparkle like the dew
You may talk about dearest May
And sing of Rosa Lee
But the yellow rose of Texas
Beats the belles of Tennessee.

Where the Rio Grande is flowing
And the starry skies are bright
She walks along the river
In the quiet summer night

She thinks if I remember
When we parted long ago
I promised to come back again
And not to leave her so.
Oh now I am agoing to find her
For my heart is full of woe
And we will sing the song together
We sung so long ago
We will play the banjo gaily
And will sing the song of yore
And the yellow rose of Texas
Shall be mine forevermore.
-J.K. </a>

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Texas is Bigger than France

Text

 

[burnedout]

Oklahoma 65, Texas 13

 

[BHeemsoth]

Don't mess with Texas

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: rpbri2886
Don't mess with Texas

It's nice to see people who read through a thread before posting.

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Texas Sucks.

HEY!!!!!! That's what I was going to say!

Fine....

Here's mine:

"(Texas Sucks)²"

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Use this. Keep trying until you find one you like :beer:

Yeah: "Reach Out and Touch Kristen Kreuk." "Snap Into A Slim Kristen Kreuk. "

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Texas Sucks.

 

[GonzoCircus]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Texan: What's your name?
Pee-wee: I don't remember.
Texan: Where are you from?
Pee-wee: I don't remember.
Texan: Do you remember anything?
Pee-wee: I remember... the Alamo.

I was gonna post the same thing, but you forgot the "WOOOOHOOOOO!" from the crowd

 

[anno]

They say that Virginia is the mother of Texas. We never knew who the father was, but we kinda suspected Tennessee.
-Tex Ritter

eh.. there's some fairly good ones here, if you have the patience to wait for 'em..

 

[TwinkleToes77]

in soviet texas you belong to the horses.

 

[ClueLis]

<a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.bartleby.com/66/79/55679.html">Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. And there?s an opening convey of generalities. A Texan outside of Texas is a foreigner.
--John Steinback</a>

That work?

Edit: Another one:

If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
--Philip Sheridan