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Need a saying with "Texas" in it

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Mears

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Ok, I need to find a saying that has Texas in it. The following are all taken:

Don't mess with Texas
Everything's bigger in Texas
All my Ex's live in Texas
The only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns! **Edit**
 
"The only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns!"

😛
 
"Only steers and queers come from Texas, you don't look much like a steer to me! Are you a fudgepacker!?"

That may be inappropriate for what you're doing. Hit up IMDB and look on the quotes page for Full Metal Jacket to get the exact quote, it's been a while since I saw the movie.
 
The stars at night - are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The prairie sky - is wide and high
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The Sage in bloom - is like perfume
Deep in the heart of Texas.
Reminds me of - the one I love
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The cowboys cry - ki-yip-pie-yi
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The rabbits rush - around the brush
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The coyotes wail - along the trail
Deep in the heart of Texas.
The doggies bawl - and bawl and bawl
Deep in the heart of Texas.
 
"In texas we dont have an electric chair, we have an electric sofa!" - Law Enforcement Stats Professor, who is from texas
 
There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again.
 
Originally posted by: Mears
Ok, I need to find a saying that has Texas in it. The following are all taken:

Don't mess with Texas
Everything's bigger in Texas
All my Ex's live in Texas
The only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns! **Edit**
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Texas sucks?
 
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