Nearly Killed the Cat

Nebor

Lifer
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So I'm sitting here eating a steak (late night snack) and I cut off a little piece for my cat. So as not to make a mess, I put the piece on a work related paper that's no longer needed. So he starts eating it, and chews for about a minute or so, I'm not really paying attention, I'm browsing the forums. THen I start hearing this sound that's like a continuous cough. It's hard to describe... Like imagine a cough that dragged out for a couple seconds at a time.

So I look down and Boots is all hunkered down, making funny noises. I stare at him for a little bit and he keeps doing it. At this point I decide he must be choking. So I quickly get down on the floor and slap him on the back. He continues to make the noise. He's not really moving very much. I slap him again. Nothing. So being the genius that I am, I grab around him and squeeze kinda hard, like a kitty heimlech maneuver. He stops making the noise and the piece of steak falls out of his mouth, onto the piece of paper.

So I start typing this post, and realize that he's eating the piece of steak again. He got it down ok though. Now he's licking the piece of paper around the room.

BTW, the piece of steak was maybe 1/2" cube.
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
wow.. pics?

What would you like pics of? There are plenty of pics of my cat on the boards... I can't show you the paper.... Um... the cat ate the piece of steak, and I've finished the rest of the steak.
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Steak as a late-night snack? Brilliant!

And I'm lecturing you about heart disease in the other thread as I eat it. How do you like that?
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
wow.. pics?

What would you like pics of? There are plenty of pics of my cat on the boards... I can't show you the paper.... Um... the cat ate the piece of steak, and I've finished the rest of the steak.

I think he wants pics of you, big boy.
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Steak as a late-night snack? Brilliant!

And I'm lecturing you about heart disease in the other thread as I eat it. How do you like that?

:D

I've moved on to the Cookies N' Cream ice cream... I really need to get back to sleep...
 

bradruth

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Steak as a late-night snack? Brilliant!

And I'm lecturing you about heart disease in the other thread as I eat it. How do you like that?

:D

I've moved on to the Cookies N' Cream ice cream... I really need to get back to sleep...

Back to sleep? So you woke up to eat a steak & kill your cat?
 

Nebor

Lifer
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Steak as a late-night snack? Brilliant!

And I'm lecturing you about heart disease in the other thread as I eat it. How do you like that?

:D

I've moved on to the Cookies N' Cream ice cream... I really need to get back to sleep...

Back to sleep? So you woke up to eat a steak & kill your cat?

If you were to go by my posts on ATOT, it would appear that I never sleep. I sleep in like 1 hour blocks or so, it's wierd.
 

SilentZero

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Steak as a late-night snack? Brilliant!

And I'm lecturing you about heart disease in the other thread as I eat it. How do you like that?

:D

I've moved on to the Cookies N' Cream ice cream... I really need to get back to sleep...

Back to sleep? So you woke up to eat a steak & kill your cat?


LOL
 

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Steak as a late-night snack? Brilliant!

And I'm lecturing you about heart disease in the other thread as I eat it. How do you like that?

:D

I've moved on to the Cookies N' Cream ice cream... I really need to get back to sleep...

Back to sleep? So you woke up to eat a steak & kill your cat?

If you were to go by my posts on ATOT, it would appear that I never sleep. I sleep in like 1 hour blocks or so, it's wierd.

Maybe all the cat-related threads around here are causing you to only take cat-naps.
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: bradruth
Steak as a late-night snack? Brilliant!

And I'm lecturing you about heart disease in the other thread as I eat it. How do you like that?

:D

I've moved on to the Cookies N' Cream ice cream... I really need to get back to sleep...

Back to sleep? So you woke up to eat a steak & kill your cat?

If you were to go by my posts on ATOT, it would appear that I never sleep. I sleep in like 1 hour blocks or so, it's wierd.

Maybe all the cat-related threads around here are causing you to only take cat-naps.

Nice one. :D
 

Shelly21

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My cat choaked on a piece of chicken joint, or rather, it was sticking to the roof of his mouth... I chased him to get him to spit it out.... I need to throw out my kitchen trash at night.
 

toant103

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nebor
So I'm sitting here eating a steak (late night snack) and I cut off a little piece for my cat. So as not to make a mess, I put the piece on a work related paper that's no longer needed. So he starts eating it, and chews for about a minute or so, I'm not really paying attention, I'm browsing the forums. THen I start hearing this sound that's like a continuous cough. It's hard to describe... Like imagine a cough that dragged out for a couple seconds at a time.

So I look down and Boots is all hunkered down, making funny noises. I stare at him for a little bit and he keeps doing it. At this point I decide he must be choking. So I quickly get down on the floor and slap him on the back. He continues to make the noise. He's not really moving very much. I slap him again. Nothing. So being the genius that I am, I grab around him and squeeze kinda hard, like a kitty heimlech maneuver. He stops making the noise and the piece of steak falls out of his mouth, onto the piece of paper.

So I start typing this post, and realize that he's eating the piece of steak again. He got it down ok though. Now he's licking the piece of paper around the room.

BTW, the piece of steak was maybe 1/2" cube.

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