Yesterday I pulled into a gas station and all but one pump was in use. There was a car parked near that pump, but the driver wasn't in the car and the passenger saw me didn't react as I backed into the pump to put my gas cap near the pump (with his vehicle's back end facing my car's)
I waited for a couple minutes and no one came out. So I proceeded to put my card in and begin pumping gas. A man comes out and starts staring at me and I have less than a gallon to being full.
Him: "So you just jacked my $hit, huh?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Him: "You jacked my gas"
Me: "I'm sorry. I waited for a couple minutes. No one was using it. I figured that you were done already. I'm almost full already."
Him: "What the f*ck is your problem, dog?"
Me: "My problem was that I needed gas, now I don't have that problem"
Him: "you got jokes, huh?"
Me: "I think we have a disconnect. I'm already done, you had to wait 30 seconds. I waited 2 minutes for you to come back out. Let it go, man"
Him: "Don't tell me to let it go, n!gga! You let it go!" (He wasn't even black)
Me: "Are you being serious right now?"
Him: "Yeah I'm serious"
Me: "Whatever man, the pump's all yours" (walking back to my vehicle)
Him: "F*ck you, dog"
Me: "Have a nice day, sir"
Him: (He follows me around my car)
Me: (I open my door and pull out my Ka-bar Game Hook Knife) "Are we f*cking done now"
Him: "What the f*ck is your problem, dog? You better hope I don't see you around here again!"
Me: "I look forward to it, now go f*ck yourself"
This entire interaction took longer than the amount of time he was forced to wait. I just don't understand why this had to escalate. (The high crime and rough area where I work is precisely why I keep two weapons in my vehicle at all times.) The fact that I'm white in a predominantly non-white area at the point might have made me an easy target, but what is wrong with people? How is this something to threaten another human over. It's not like I stole his actual gas. I was even polite.
What is the dumbest situation over which you have been confronted/threatened?