Natalie Portman's Butt Has a New Trailer

[mmntech]

"It's a boobie trap!"

How'd you guys miss that pun?

Probably the best and worst line I've ever heard in a movie... and I've seen The Room.

 

[jlee]

C'mon, Justin Bieber would be way hotter posing in that pic. Admit it.

Apparently I am gay, then..

<3

 

[marvdmartian]

its called petite and your wasting your time trying to force your opinion of womens bodies. don't like em? cool, but stop talking about it, this thread obviously isnt for you.

Don't you know? Calling someone "ghey" is the AT forums way of disagreeing with them. You don't even need a real reason to disagree, so long as you call them teh ghey. Doesn't matter if you're the only person thinking along those lines, just claim teh gheyness, and you're automatically the only right opinion in the thread! Feel free to troll any thread you like, so long as you keep a "your teh ghey" card handy!!

Trust me, it's easier if you just ignore these trolls. Especially when it comes to discussions of a woman's body style, shape or alleged beauty. They've either never heard "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", or they have.....and disagree with it.....and have said that the person who believes that is (you guessed it!!) tey ghey. Chances are, they're neffing morons, with an excessive post count, because they have no life (and/or still live in their parent's house). :hmm:

 

[Anubis]

Yeah he won the thread by pointing out I like a woman who has the body of a woman. Meanwhile him and the others in this thread are drooling over 2 female who the bodies of Asian boys.


You have an odd definition of winning.

you like a woman who has the body of a pre-op tranny

 

[KMFJD]

 

[irishScott]

you like a woman who has the body of a pre-op tranny

You mean like every woman in existence? Wow, good thing most of them are women and not pre-op trannys.

 

[spaceman]

if was breadcrumb id stuff natalies portbella mushroom if shed allow

 

[n7]

Yeah he won the thread by pointing out I like a woman who has the body of a woman. Meanwhile him and the others in this thread are drooling over 2 female who the bodies of Asian boys.


You have an odd definition of winning.

Body of a woman, lol.
No average women have that body, & it's not attractive to many men here.

Serena's got more testosterone in her than i do, which is why she doesn't look womanly at all...

Natalie Portman on the other hand = :wub:

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

[womanly body not found]

Watch 'closer'.

dont bother, this is coming from a guy who faps to Serena Williams.

 

[techs]

dont bother, this is coming from a guy who faps to Serena Williams.

Butt, butt...
that's some set she has there.

 

[vi edit]

Probably the best and worst line I've ever heard in a movie... and I've seen The Room.

I'm still partial to the original Death Race line....

"It's a....hand grenade!"

 

[vi edit]

if was breadcrumb id stuff natalies portbella mushroom if shed allow

Now that's just ranchy.

 

[0roo0roo]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/natalie-portman-used-a-butt-double
sad ...drooling over the BUTT DOUBLE!!

natalie portman..such a cheater!

 

[jonks]

There was also some movie with Russel Brand called Arthur... it looks like it has potential.

Tell me you know this is a remake. Please tell me this.

 

[Homerboy]

Tell me you know this is a remake. Please tell me this.

If he thought it "looks like it has potential", I would happily bet he has no idea about the original. This remake is a travesty and looks HORRENDOUS.

 

[PimpJuice]

Yeah he won the thread by pointing out I like a woman who has the body of a woman. Meanwhile him and the others in this thread are drooling over 2 female who the bodies of Asian boys.


You have an odd definition of winning.

Serena Williams is top 5 most man-ish women of ALL time. Everyone here questions your sexuality. You have the same trollish posts in all threads involving attractive celebrity women. Seems like you're trying to prove to us (or yourself?) by constantly stating you like "women that look like women". If Natalie Portman doesn't look like a woman to you, theres something wrong with you. She might not be your type, but to say she doesn't look like a woman makes you look like a fool.

 

[zinfamous]

Yeah he won the thread by pointing out I like a woman who has the body of a woman. Meanwhile him and the others in this thread are drooling over 2 female who the bodies of Asian boys.


You have an odd definition of winning.

Serena does have the body of a woman. If that woman is a cow in heat.

 

[QueBert]

Serena Williams is top 5 most man-ish women of ALL time. Everyone here questions your sexuality. You have the same trollish posts in all threads involving attractive celebrity women. Seems like you're trying to prove to us (or yourself?) by constantly stating you like "women that look like women". If Natalie Portman doesn't look like a woman to you, theres something wrong with you. She might not be your type, but to say she doesn't look like a woman makes you look like a fool.

neck down is all I look at, she does not look like a woman from the neck down, you cannot argue this. Very young girl? Yes, woman? fuck no. And I've made threads about attractive celebrity woman, like Nichole Sherzinger & Halle Berry. Natalie isn't one of them though. And Serena has been in SI Swimsuit (think she was on the cover) and a bunch of other mens magazines. So I guess your opinion is like my opinion is to you.

 

[zinfamous]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/natalie-portman-used-a-butt-double
sad ...drooling over the BUTT DOUBLE!!

natalie portman..such a cheater!

OMG OMG OMG!

my world...is in ruins!

 

[Drako]

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/natalie-portman-used-a-butt-double
sad ...drooling over the BUTT DOUBLE!!

natalie portman..such a cheater!

She needs a breast double as well

 

[Lamont Burns]

There was also some movie with Russel Brand called Arthur... it looks like it has potential.

Tell me you know this is a remake. Please tell me this.

/gasp

!!

 

[Broheim]

neck down is all I look at

so you don't care if a woman has fallen down the ugly-tree and hit every branch on the way down, just as long as she has a "woman's body"?

 

[zinfamous]

dont bother, this is coming from a guy who faps to Serena Williams.

10 years later:

hmmm, Sbarro's!
:awe:

 

[QueBert]

so you don't care if a woman has fallen down the ugly-tree and hit every branch on the way down, just as long as she has a "woman's body"?

6/10 face with a 9/10 body over 6/10 body with 9/10 face. I don't have sex with a face, and I'm not looking to get married or be in a long term relationship. Sex is infinitely more pleasurable with a woman who has a body like Selma Hayek over one who has the body of a 12 year old.

 

[Broheim]

6/10 face with a 9/10 body over 6/10 body with 9/10 face. I don't have sex with a face, and I'm not looking to get married or be in a long term relationship. Sex is infinitely more pleasurable with a woman who has a body like Selma Hayek over one who has the body of a 12 year old.

it's the other way around for me, I've tried waking up in the morning, when the make-up is more or less gone, and had one of those "goddamnit, I did not just do that" moments plenty of times...

I don't really care about the ass much (obviously it has to be decent), neither are the size of her boobs important just as long as they look good...

I don't have sex with her body, I have sex with her vagina and I have to look at her face.

but I will NOT have sex with fat women, even just slightly chubby is a complete dealbreaker for me.