Natalie Portman's Butt Has a New Trailer

[coreyb]

skeet skeet skeet

 

[QueBert]

lol quebert is above women like natalie portman....hahahahah

We're talking about one female here, to say "woman like" doesn't work. If there's a woman who looked exactly like Natalie, yeah, I'd probably not want to have sex with her. What you fail to be able to comprehend is not every man feels he has to have sex with every cute female he sees. And just because a man doesn't want to have sex with a female, it doesn't mean he think she's ugly. Again I brought up types, and I never said my type of female was one who looked better than Natalie now did I? Do you know what the word different means? Look it up. If you could wrap your pea brain around the concept that the females I find attractive are a totally different type of female than Natalie, you might understand something.

Using your stupid logic, I could flip it back on you and accuse you of being gay because you wouldn't have sex with Serena Williams. See that's the type of female I like, but I'm sure you still don't understand though, so I'm going to exit this thread.

 

[coreyb]

haha, you're such a bullshitter. I WOULD have sex with serena williams. I'm a fucking guy and I'll have sex with almost any decent looking female. that's what men are like, you must be lacking some testosterone or something...

 

[Joseph F]

Come on, now. You don't have to give him such a hard time for not wanting to fuck a specific woman.

 

[coreyb]

its just that he's full of shit. he's claiming that if he was at a party, and natalie portman came on to him and wanted to fuck him, he would turn her down. i dont believe that for one second!

 

[coreyb]

even if she isnt your "type" she's obviously beautiful and coming in at an 8/10 at lowest.

 

[coldmeat]

I would engage in sexual intercourse with her and penetrate her vagina with my penis.

 

[coreyb]

there we go, a real man.

 

[coreyb]

he's really saying he would not hit that? REALLY?

 

[irishScott]

Come on, now. You don't have to give him such a hard time for not wanting to fuck a specific woman.

When the woman in question looks like Natalie Portman, damn right we do. He's welcome to have preferences, but he's saying that given the opportunity he would turn her down. Bull. Shit. Or gay. Or otherwise lacking in testosterone, which is cause for further ridicule.

 

[coreyb]

Thank you irish, the voice of reason has spoken.

 

[0roo0roo]

he's really saying he would not hit that? REALLY?

its not that she isn 't pretty, she is very pretty..but somehow she lacks charisma.

 

[coreyb]

quit trollin'

 

[irishScott]

Thank you irish, the voice of reason has spoken.

My pleasure.

Also, for anyone thinking this is just AT, Portman is 11/99 in askmen.com's "Top 99 Women" list.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_99/11-natalie-portman.html

 

[QueBert]

My pleasure.

Also, for anyone thinking this is just AT, Portman is 11/99 in askmen.com's "Top 99 Women" list.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_99/11-natalie-portman.html

and this woman's number #1 on their list.

they should rename their site to dontaskmenshit.com Their list is about as on point as People saying that Kate Hudson's the most beautiful woman in the world. She's not bad looking, but uhh most beautiful? uh huh... And if I'm not mistaken they also ranked Horseface Jessica Parker & Christian Applegate #1 other years.

I've never heard of Blake Lively, but if she's their #1 pick the entire list should be automatically invalid. I'm glad I don't care about who's famous and don't follow magazines words on who I should find attractive.

 

[coreyb]

you're just full of shit quebert, admit that you would hit it if given the chance already. you have a cock don't you?

 

[0roo0roo]

and this woman's number #1 on their list.

they should rename their site to dontaskmenshit.com Their list is about as on point as People saying that Kate Hudson's the most beautiful woman in the world. She's not bad looking, but uhh most beautiful? uh huh... And if I'm not mistaken they also ranked Horseface Jessica Parker & Christian Applegate #1 other years.

I've never heard of Blake Lively, but if she's their #1 pick the entire list should be automatically invalid. I'm glad I don't care about who's famous and don't follow magazines words on who I should find attractive.

wtf blake lively? i don't even watch that show, but leighton meester is prettier even

ask(gay)men.com?

 

[QueBert]

wtf blake lively? i don't even watch that show, but leighton meester is prettier even

ask(gay)men.com?

I just spent 15 minutes going thru the entire 99 females on the list. I can't figure out how they came up with the 99. My best guess is they threw darts blind folded at pictures, #99 kills #1.

 

[coreyb]

you must have brain damage, all of them are bangable.

 

[coreyb]

let's see some pics of your ex gf's....WILD SNORLAX APPEARS

 

[zinfamous]

Come on, now. You don't have to give him such a hard time for not wanting to fuck a specific woman.

you live with your mom and she has your money.


what the fuck are you talking about?

:hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

What I was to say is that his tastes are different than the other guy's and that it doesn't matter. I totally agree with you. Sorry if I wasn't clear on that in my post.
The Russian in my sig is: "Workers of the World, Unite!" I suppose it's an alright slogan for a terrible government.

Fuckin' Russian Commies!

:thumbsdown:

 

[Joseph F]

The funny thing is that I'm a right-winger and I've got total commie shit in my sig. xD
Cuz dat's how I roll, awesome dude!

 

[techs]

I would not tap that, she has no chest, and I see no ass. Am I gay? Nope, I would tear up Salma Hayek until I had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. Look at Salma's body then look at Natalie's, I don't like chicks with teen bodies. Liking a womanly woman doesn't make a person gay, and not liking a woman who has the body of a 14 year old doesn't either. Well not outside of ATOT anywho.


http://redalertlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/salma-hayek-bikini-picture.jpg

that's what a woman is suppose to look like IMHO.

I would agree.

Also, those who love Karen Gillan from Dr. Who, now those people are secretly gay:

There are men with more feminine bodies than she has.

 

[BrokenVisage]

OK let's put this to a rest. Portman is hot but not over-the-top hot, and this movie looks like garbage even though I do enjoy stoner flicks. Moving on.