Natalie Portman's Butt Has a New Trailer

[coreyb]

[womanly body not found]

you gay?

http://nytak.tripod.com/starlets/portman-closer.html

look at those pics and tell us how you would not tap that.

 

[llee]

it's too bad she has to be a part of this POS after finishing up Black Swan.
sigh

 

[drebo]

I'm wary a bit because Year One looked like it'd be a good, funny movie...and it ended up that they just put all the funny parts into the trailer and the other 99% of the movie sucked.

I can see this potentially having the same problem. But at least there's nudity (if only partial) in this one.

 

[gorcorps]

I'm wary a bit because Year One looked like it'd be a good, funny movie...and it ended up that they just put all the funny parts into the trailer and the other 99% of the movie sucked.

I can see this potentially having the same problem. But at least there's nudity (if only partial) in this one.

Your first problem is thinking Jack Black and Michael Cera can make a funny movie. Superbad was pretty funny, but that was in SPITE of Cera and not because of him. This OTOH has all the makings of awesome.

 

[QueBert]

you gay?

http://nytak.tripod.com/starlets/portman-closer.html

look at those pics and tell us how you would not tap that.

I would not tap that, she has no chest, and I see no ass. Am I gay? Nope, I would tear up Salma Hayek until I had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. Look at Salma's body then look at Natalie's, I don't like chicks with teen bodies. Liking a womanly woman doesn't make a person gay, and not liking a woman who has the body of a 14 year old doesn't either. Well not outside of ATOT anywho.


http://redalertlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/salma-hayek-bikini-picture.jpg

that's what a woman is suppose to look like IMHO.

 

[coreyb]

you would tap that, or you're gay. she's gorgeous and has a decent body. shes not a rail in that movie. common now, pointy elbows much?

 

[QueBert]

you would tap that, or you're gay. she's gorgeous and has a decent body. shes not a rail in that movie. common now, pointy elbows much?

I already said I wouldn't tap that, and I said I'm not gay. You must have not read my post. I don't think any gay man would want to fuck Salma endlessly.

*sigh* Apparently you're in the mind set that any man who doesn't agree with your tastes in woman, he has to be gay. Interesting outlook.

 

[Herr Kutz]

The video preview was greyed out when I paused it so I had to run through it a few times and press print screen at the right moment to examine it a bit closer.

 

[RPD]

Win!

 

[bfdd]

QueBertz, while I agree with you on the Selma thing, I don't agree on the Natalie thing. Natalie is sexy as hell and I would gladly break it off in either of those women.

 

[blakeatwork]

To fap, or not to fap? That is the question.

Just put your mancard in the trash on the way out yea?

 

[coreyb]

I already said I wouldn't tap that, and I said I'm not gay. You must have not read my post. I don't think any gay man would want to fuck Salma endlessly.

*sigh* Apparently you're in the mind set that any man who doesn't agree with your tastes in woman, he has to be gay. Interesting outlook.

i just dont believe a guy on AT when he says he wouldnt have sex with a beautiful movie star if he had the chance. i get what your point is, and i actually prefer women with more meat on them as well...but that doesnt change the fact shes gorgeous and has a decent body.

 

[dennilfloss]

This looks like a fun movie.

 

[foghorn67]

Looks stupid in every awesome way.
I can't wait to see it several times.

 

[Joseph F]

you would tap that, or you're gay. she's gorgeous and has a decent body. shes not a rail in that movie. common now, pointy elbows much?

Dude, it's called "he has different tastes" at least he's not gay.

 

[zinfamous]

my favorite scene is Portman kissing McBride on the cheek and McBride stretching his tongue over to her face.

haha, I know. I honestly can't wait to see this.

:awe:

 

[zinfamous]

I'm wary a bit because Year One looked like it'd be a good, funny movie...and it ended up that they just put all the funny parts into the trailer and the other 99% of the movie sucked.

I can see this potentially having the same problem. But at least there's nudity (if only partial) in this one.

yeah, that is always a problem. but that was Jack Black and Cera--as mentioned earlier. And Year One had some OK moments--hell, the premise was pretty damn intriguing, actually.

Spoiler

They are escaping Eden. Hence, they are Adam and Eve. ...well, Adam and Steve? haha

anyhoo, I think this will easily live up to the preview.

 

[zinfamous]

I would not tap that, she has no chest, and I see no ass. Am I gay? Nope, I would tear up Salma Hayek until I had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. Look at Salma's body then look at Natalie's, I don't like chicks with teen bodies. Liking a womanly woman doesn't make a person gay, and not liking a woman who has the body of a 14 year old doesn't either. Well not outside of ATOT anywho.


http://redalertlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/salma-hayek-bikini-picture.jpg

that's what a woman is suppose to look like IMHO.

amazingly, women come in all shapes and sizes. many of them great. Salma Hayek is awesome. For you to limit yourself to one type (which is usually the beastly fatty type), is silly and childish, considering that your best shot in RL is probably the Susan Boyle caliber.

 

[zinfamous]

Dude, it's called "he has different tastes" at least he's not gay.

that's not different tastes. That's just being a thick-headed idiot. Who fucking cares if you prefer different sizes. both are fucking fine. He honestly would fuck the shit out of natalie if given a shot, he's just being thick.

it doesn't matter anyway, b/c he would never have a shot--neither would any of us.

and what's with the commie speak in your sig?

:hmm:

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i don't think i've seen an ad quite like that before. also, i'd go to town on her

 

[Printer Bandit]

cytherea looks a lot like natalie portman

 

[Joseph F]

that's not different tastes. That's just being a thick-headed idiot. Who fucking cares if you prefer different sizes. both are fucking fine. He honestly would fuck the shit out of natalie if given a shot, he's just being thick.

it doesn't matter anyway, b/c he would never have a shot--neither would any of us.

and what's with the commie speak in your sig?

:hmm:

What I was to say is that his tastes are different than the other guy's and that it doesn't matter. I totally agree with you. Sorry if I wasn't clear on that in my post.
The Russian in my sig is: "Workers of the World, Unite!" I suppose it's an alright slogan for a terrible government.

 

[QueBert]

that's not different tastes. That's just being a thick-headed idiot. Who fucking cares if you prefer different sizes. both are fucking fine. He honestly would fuck the shit out of natalie if given a shot, he's just being thick.

it doesn't matter anyway, b/c he would never have a shot--neither would any of us.

and what's with the commie speak in your sig?

:hmm:

Speak for yourself, she's engaged to a average looking ballet dancer who has a gigantic forehead. I might be giving you too much credit, but I'm sure you don't look any worse than he does. That means if you had met her 1st I'm sure you could have easily been the dude who got her pregnant.

And uhh you don't know a single thing about what kind of females I'm capable of getting with. Thumbs up for your assumption woman though. And not that this matters she's cute, but not my type. And since I'm not hard up for pussy like a lot of dudes here. No, I wouldn't tap her. But 'd tap Eva LaRue, Nicole Sherzinger, Halle Berry, Vanessa Marcil and about 50 other females who are thin. So size ain't got shit to do with it.

 

[coreyb]

lol quebert is above women like natalie portman....hahahahah

 

[MikeMike]

cytherea looks a lot like natalie portman

... cytherea... on natalie portman...