Natalie Portman is smarter than you

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: hdeck
it's because she wasn't born in america.

Natalie Portman, special guest on TRL hosted by Carson Daly"

Daly: Hey, you seem really involved in politics.
Portman: Yeah, it's interesting to me and important
Daly: Do you ever think about running for office? Maybe be the first President of the United States?
Portman: Uh no.
Daly: Cmon, why not? That'd be so exciting. Don't you think?
Portman: Well yeah, that would be exciting, but no.
Daly: What? Why not Natalie? Give me one good reason.
Portman: I was not born here!

hahaha..carson's such a dushbag.

Where can I find these dushbags?

In Girmeny, also known as Dushland. Derrr...

 

[her209]

Was there something about her and the Wailing Wall?

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: hdeck
it's because she wasn't born in america.

Natalie Portman, special guest on TRL hosted by Carson Daly"

Daly: Hey, you seem really involved in politics.
Portman: Yeah, it's interesting to me and important
Daly: Do you ever think about running for office? Maybe be the first President of the United States?
Portman: Uh no.
Daly: Cmon, why not? That'd be so exciting. Don't you think?
Portman: Well yeah, that would be exciting, but no.
Daly: What? Why not Natalie? Give me one good reason.
Portman: I was not born here!

hahaha..carson's such a dushbag.

Where can I find these dushbags?

Text

That is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Well, second most.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
does anyone still have link of her picking her butthole?



that's how smart she is

I'd still hit it though

Text

enjoy

 

[tfinch2]

Psychology? HAH

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
does anyone still have link of her picking her butthole?



that's how smart she is

I'd still hit it though

Text

enjoy

ROFL!!

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Smart, but I doubt smarter than me.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
Smart, but I doubt smarter than me.

than I....You lose.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Sorry, she's not smarter than me.

Originally posted by: Lordsegan
Smart, but I doubt smarter than me.

hahahahahah

 

[DrPizza]

Very impressive!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

well, the major isn't that impressive to most, but still, a 4.0 @ the nation's premier institute, and then proceeding to go to grad school, learn languages, hold an acting career, and still look pretty doing it...

that's impressive, and shouldn't be debunked.

She owns me in all levels (looks, brains, financial situation, life, etc.. )

she deserves at least some respect, heh.

 

[Trikat]

:thumbsup:
More respect for her!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
does anyone still have link of her picking her butthole?



that's how smart she is

I'd still hit it though

Text

enjoy

Finger licking good:shocked:

 

[Crescent13]

Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman: Do you really want to know?
Parnell: Please, tell us.

I don't sleep mother f***er
off that yak and that bourbon
doin' 120 gettin high while I'm swervin

Seth Meyers: D**n natalie you a crazy chick

Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t out Jeff Zucker

Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight!
Guys: what you need Natalie
Guys: to f*** all night!

Don't test me when i'm crazy off that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you s**t in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
f*** you man
It's my name that he's screamin'

Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: What about the kids who look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

All the kids lookin up to me can suck my d**k
It's portman mother f***er
drink till i'm sick
slit your throat
and poor nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the Jews
you know I'm talkin to you

Guys: we love you natalie

I wanna f*** you too!
P is for portman
P is for p***y
i'll kill your f**in dog for fun so don't push me

Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?

When I was in harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse
and you gotta buncha dudes
I sit down on your face and take a s**t

Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my s**t gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you
girl

Parnell: Okie-doke. Natalie, one final question,
if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--

(Portman breaks chair over Parnell's head)
Portman: No more questions

 

[FreshPrince]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
does anyone still have link of her picking her butthole?



that's how smart she is

I'd still hit it though

Text

enjoy

Finger licking good:shocked:

I'd lick it

 

[cubby1223]

That might be nice for Natalie, but she still ain't smatter than Britney

 

[BriGy86]

ish

 

[OS]

if she were anyone else besides nat portman, no one would give a f---. That list is hardly impressive, it happens all the time.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: OS
if she were anyone else besides nat portman, no one would give a f---. That list is hardly impressive, it happens all the time.

Successful actress, five languages & Harvard degree at 24yo, not to mention incredibly attractive? You volunteered..let's see the list!

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: OS
if she were anyone else besides nat portman, no one would give a f---. That list is hardly impressive, it happens all the time.

Successful actress, five languages & Harvard degree at 24yo, not to mention incredibly attractive? You volunteered..let's see the list!

On the actress and mental level there is Jodie Foster and Yale, but she isn't attractive and doesn't speak the languages.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: OS
if she were anyone else besides nat portman, no one would give a f---. That list is hardly impressive, it happens all the time.

Successful actress, five languages & Harvard degree at 24yo, not to mention incredibly attractive? You volunteered..let's see the list!

On the actress and mental level their is Jodie Foster and Yale, but she isn't attractive and doesn't speak the languages.

And she has nasty, ugly, saggy boobies

 

[CFster]

Originally posted by: CadetLee
Well, there's at least one beautiful intelligent woman out there - maybe I'll get lucky and find another.

Originally posted by: CFster
A bachelor's in psychology. Talk about a useless degree (unless you go on to a doctorate). So many women that don't have a clue about their future go for the psychology because they think they're going to be a teacher or it's just plain easy.

I suppose the fact that it came from Harvard makes it sound like more that it is. I'll tell you what though, if my daughter wants to go for a bachelor's in psychology she can go to community college.

She was an actress while she was still in high school..and you're implying she doesn't have a clue about her future? Heh, alright.

I'm implying that she went for the easiest degree she could find - nevermind the school.

 

[CFster]

dp

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: CFster

Originally posted by: CFster

Originally posted by: CadetLee
Well, there's at least one beautiful intelligent woman out there - maybe I'll get lucky and find another.

Originally posted by: CFster
A bachelor's in psychology. Talk about a useless degree (unless you go on to a doctorate). So many women that don't have a clue about their future go for the psychology because they think they're going to be a teacher or it's just plain easy.

I suppose the fact that it came from Harvard makes it sound like more that it is. I'll tell you what though, if my daughter wants to go for a bachelor's in psychology she can go to community college.

She was an actress while she was still in high school..and you're implying she doesn't have a clue about her future? Heh, alright.

I'm implying that she went for the easiest degree she could find - nevermind the school.

If she is such a brain, why not something a little more cerebral. She had to go to Harvard though.

Maybe she wanted a psych degree? I dunno - but she's probably a hell of a lot more successful than the entirety of Anandtech..

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: cHeeZeFacTory
4.0 from harvard, wow

beauty, brains, $$$, arrogance yea...please be my wife