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[UnpopularPoet]

Oh wow...woke up this morning and brought the dog into the kitchen. I began fixing breakfast, turned around to put the pan on the stove and BAM...stepped barefoot in a nice steamy pile. What a weird sensation having it squish between your toes. Horrible and quickly becoming old.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: UnpopularPoet
Oh wow...woke up this morning and brought the dog into the kitchen. I began fixing breakfast, turned around to put the pan on the stove and BAM...stepped barefoot in a nice steamy pile. What a weird sensation having it squish between your toes. Horrible and quickly becoming old.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh:

dont worry...it gets better. i remember being tired of that as well, but i forgot all about it when i looked at my dog and he was just sitting there all cute and stuff.

 

[KarenMarie]

Awww.... that is so sad. Can you imagine how badly he had to go to make him to that? He must have been busting.

 

[UnpopularPoet]

Well, he's only a few months old and a 5h!t machine!! Doesn't matter how often he's taken outside.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: UnpopularPoet
I have a new puppy, who is about 3 months old. Well I usually keep him in my site at all times when we're inside because he's not quite potty trained. Well, I had his leash tied to my ankle today when I decided to take a nap. I was laying on the floor and dozed off. Well I woke up about 30min later to a warm sensation underneath me. To my horror, I awoke to find myself laying in a puddle of cheeto-smelling (don't ask me why) doggie urine. My first reaction was to jump up, and when I did, a ginormous turd fell from my chest and landed on my foot. The dog poopied and pee-peed on me. Nasty.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

HHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[xSkyDrAx]

HAHAH LMAO

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
HAHAH LMAO

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
HAHAH LMAO

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: UnpopularPoet
I have a new puppy, who is about 3 months old. Well I usually keep him in my site at all times when we're inside because he's not quite potty trained. Well, I had his leash tied to my ankle today when I decided to take a nap. I was laying on the floor and dozed off. Well I woke up about 30min later to a warm sensation underneath me. To my horror, I awoke to find myself laying in a puddle of cheeto-smelling (don't ask me why) doggie urine. My first reaction was to jump up, and when I did, a ginormous turd fell from my chest and landed on my foot. The dog poopied and pee-peed on me. Nasty.

Actually, it was crap, not a cookie....😛


Seems like a nice dog...Cutie...

 

[Quasmo]

Your thread title gives me a product idea. A line of T-shirts called nas shirts. They'll be "Nas T-shirts"... Maybe I'll market them with my Jesus lightbulbs.



It took me about 4 minutes to realize that Jesus wasn't censored but the misspelling of the word shirt.

 

[MisterJackson]

How often, and how much, are you feeding him per day?

If you keep him on a strict diet and schedule, his poop will follow suit.

My dog gets up in the morn, goes number 1, eats her breakfast (1 and 1/2 cups dry food) then immediately goes back out for number 2 like clockwork. Same deal in the evening.

We had her on 1 cup 3 times per day, but found switching to a twice daily feeding helped her energy levels even out more.

 

[ravana]

hahaha...funniest thread in quite some time now.

Also, I agree with Mr. Jackson....feeding dogs twice a day is good in quite a few ways.

 

[UnpopularPoet]

Originally posted by: ravana
hahaha...funniest thread in quite some time now.

Also, I agree with Mr. Jackson....feeding dogs twice a day is good in quite a few ways.

It really doesn't matter how much I feed him (generally twice daily). It still happens. I feel like I should buy stock in paper towels. Makes me think I should do something constructive with the poop since there's so much. Perhaps I should try my hand and mural paintings.