UnpopularPoet

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Jun 17, 2005
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I have a new puppy, who is about 3 months old. Well I usually keep him in my site at all times when we're inside because he's not quite potty trained. Well, I had his leash tied to my ankle today when I decided to take a nap. I was laying on the floor and dozed off. Well I woke up about 30min later to a warm sensation underneath me. To my horror, I awoke to find myself laying in a puddle of cheeto-smelling (don't ask me why) doggie urine. My first reaction was to jump up, and when I did, a ginormous turd fell from my chest and landed on my foot. The dog poopied and pee-peed on me. Nasty.
 

meltdown75

Lifer
Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: UnpopularPoet
Originally posted by: meltdown75




looks a lot like a dog another AT member got a while back, but i know you're not him. are ya? lole. ATOT is funny.


nope..converted lurker

how long and what made you come out from under the porch?