Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

[NFS4]

Do the chickens have large talons?

 

[Tremulant]

Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Do the chickens have large talons?

Over there's where I found a afoan aoingnua oaingunae

 

[TitanDiddly]

I don't know, build her a cake or something.

 

[dr150]

I betcha I could throw this football over those mountains!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Kibbo

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Besides this movie, I can't think of another one that I didn't laugh during at least once.

Go back to watching Naked Gun.

"It's funny when the sick black man gets hurt, hyuck, hyuck."

"Sexual assault with a concrete dildo!??!?"

 

[vshah]

whats a liger?

 

[Slacker]

Originally posted by: vshah
whats a liger?

its pretty much my favorite animal, its like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic.

 

[imported_Hi]

Napoloen give me some of your tots

 

[TheStu]

Originally posted by: Hi
Napoloen give me some of your tots

NO! get your own!

 

[imported_Hi]

Originally posted by: TheStu

Originally posted by: Hi
Napoloen give me some of your tots

NO! get your own!

Idiot

 

[feelingshorter]

"God...Freakin Idiot"

 

[jjzelinski]

Rico
[Yelps]
[Groans]
Why the heck you throwin' crap at my van, Napoleon?

Napoleon
Everybody at school things I'm a freakin' idiot 'cause of you.

Rico
[Straining]
You're gonna clean my van...right now.

Napoleon
Get off of me, you bodaggit!

 

[BigDonJohnson]

This is pretty much the funniest thread ever.

Girls only date guys with skills. You know, like numchuck skills, bowing skills, computer hacking skills.

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: Baked
Pedro offers you his protection.

hahah, I love that quote

 

[FoBoT]

\/ \/ \/

 

[Rock Hydra]

TINA! Come eat your FOOD!

 

[jjzelinski]

BODAGIT

 

[TheStu]

I want that!

 

[RelaxTheMind]

this made me bring out the movie and watch it. it made me realize that quoting this movie is almost useless without the nerdy accents.

"for a limited time only, glamour shots by deb are 50% off" - deb

" it would be nice if you could pull me into town" - kip

"$6...thats like a dollar an hour!" - napoleon

 

[aplefka]

Tina eat. Eat the food... EAT THE FOOD!

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Oh geez...my fiance, HayZeus 2000, LOVES that movie. lol

 

[jjzelinski]

TINA YOU FAT SLOB!

 

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[CraigRT]

I'll be getting my "vote for Pedro" shirt shortly hopefully!

"I dunno, build her a cake or something"