Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

[Kev]

Best pickup line ever:

I noticed you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?

 

[falias]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Can you bring me my chap stick?

But my lips hurt real bad!

 

[geno]

It's a Sledgehammer

 

[isasir]

My girlfriend told me that if we get married, she wants me to sing the technology song to her.

(This is the song that plays after the credits, at Kip's wedding)