Name your fetishes.

Rastus

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Oct 10, 1999
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BBQ, chili and chocolate can give me a wonderful buzz.

Barefoot girls playing violin.
 

Beev

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Apr 20, 2006
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I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.
 
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WTF is a clean fetish? Is it like getting "high on life?" Do you listen to easy listening while drinking your caffeine free Lipton's Brisk ice tea before going to bed at 8:30? Maybe on the weekend you'll get a little crazy and stay up until 10 so you can catch the Smothers Brothers on Nick at Nite? A fetish is something that is inherently dirty; if it isn't, you aren't doing it right. BBQ isn't a fetish; it may be delicious, but it isn't a fetish. A fetish is when you can only achieve orgasm if you're getting a blowjob from a toothless octogenarian while being shat on by a Hungarian midget doing a Riverdance.
 

AstroManLuca

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Jun 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
WTF is a clean fetish? Is it like getting "high on life?" Do you listen to easy listening while drinking your caffeine free Lipton's Brisk ice tea before going to bed at 8:30? Maybe on the weekend you'll get a little crazy and stay up until 10 so you can catch the Smothers Brothers on Nick at Nite? A fetish is something that is inherently dirty; if it isn't, you aren't doing it right. BBQ isn't a fetish; it may be delicious, but it isn't a fetish. A fetish is when you can only achieve orgasm if you're getting a blowjob from a toothless octogenarian while being shat on by a Hungarian midget doing a Riverdance.

Damn, I thought I was the only one! :eek:
 

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
WTF is a clean fetish? Is it like getting "high on life?" Do you listen to easy listening while drinking your caffeine free Lipton's Brisk ice tea before going to bed at 8:30? Maybe on the weekend you'll get a little crazy and stay up until 10 so you can catch the Smothers Brothers on Nick at Nite? A fetish is something that is inherently dirty; if it isn't, you aren't doing it right. BBQ isn't a fetish; it may be delicious, but it isn't a fetish. A fetish is when you can only achieve orgasm if you're getting a blowjob from a toothless octogenarian while being shat on by a Hungarian midget doing a Riverdance.

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Dad?
 

Quasmo

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Jul 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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exposed necks... chicks with their hair up... mmm... tasty... err I mean sexy.
 

Barfo

Lifer
Jan 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?

Ever tried talking with a toothpick in your mouth? it's easy.
 

dougp

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May 3, 2002
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Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?

Cause it's so small it only rests on her lip?
 

AstroManLuca

Lifer
Jun 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: dougp
Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?

Cause it's so small it only rests on her lip?

Maybe so, but I don't think she'd be able to get to 100 digits of pi before Beev prematurely ejaculates... 15, 20 tops.