Name your fetishes.

[Rastus]

BBQ, chili and chocolate can give me a wonderful buzz.

Barefoot girls playing violin.

 

[Safeway]

Hot girls with no clothes on.

 

[Barfo]

Slender necks and shoulders, freckled shoulders.

 

[Away]

Hookers and blow.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Hot girls with no clothes on.

In the bathtub, he did say clean.

 

[darkxshade]

pointy elbows

 

[Beev]

I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

 

[Safeway]

I like youthful looking perky breasts.

 

[SirChadwick]

sucking on pickles, i like teh bumps

 

[Atomic Playboy]

WTF is a clean fetish? Is it like getting "high on life?" Do you listen to easy listening while drinking your caffeine free Lipton's Brisk ice tea before going to bed at 8:30? Maybe on the weekend you'll get a little crazy and stay up until 10 so you can catch the Smothers Brothers on Nick at Nite? A fetish is something that is inherently dirty; if it isn't, you aren't doing it right. BBQ isn't a fetish; it may be delicious, but it isn't a fetish. A fetish is when you can only achieve orgasm if you're getting a blowjob from a toothless octogenarian while being shat on by a Hungarian midget doing a Riverdance.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
pointy elbows

god you're fucking sick. someone alert the authorities

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
pointy elbows

lol

 

[zgmfx10a]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski

Originally posted by: darkxshade
pointy elbows

lol

Hang on guys,, I thought everyone has pointy elbows.????????????

 

[dougp]

Posting in the wrong forum is pretty hot.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
WTF is a clean fetish? Is it like getting "high on life?" Do you listen to easy listening while drinking your caffeine free Lipton's Brisk ice tea before going to bed at 8:30? Maybe on the weekend you'll get a little crazy and stay up until 10 so you can catch the Smothers Brothers on Nick at Nite? A fetish is something that is inherently dirty; if it isn't, you aren't doing it right. BBQ isn't a fetish; it may be delicious, but it isn't a fetish. A fetish is when you can only achieve orgasm if you're getting a blowjob from a toothless octogenarian while being shat on by a Hungarian midget doing a Riverdance.

Damn, I thought I was the only one!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
WTF is a clean fetish? Is it like getting "high on life?" Do you listen to easy listening while drinking your caffeine free Lipton's Brisk ice tea before going to bed at 8:30? Maybe on the weekend you'll get a little crazy and stay up until 10 so you can catch the Smothers Brothers on Nick at Nite? A fetish is something that is inherently dirty; if it isn't, you aren't doing it right. BBQ isn't a fetish; it may be delicious, but it isn't a fetish. A fetish is when you can only achieve orgasm if you're getting a blowjob from a toothless octogenarian while being shat on by a Hungarian midget doing a Riverdance.

...

Dad?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

If I listed them, this,thread would get locked.

 

[rh71]

exposed necks... chicks with their hair up... mmm... tasty... err I mean sexy.

 

[Sumguy]

Don't tell anyone but...

Toe thumbs.

/Megan Fox

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?

Ever tried talking with a toothpick in your mouth? it's easy.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?

Cause it's so small it only rests on her lip?

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: dougp

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Beev
I love intelligent girls. I want my wife to be able to recite pi to 100 places while giving me a beej.

How can she talk with your dick in her mouth?

Cause it's so small it only rests on her lip?

Maybe so, but I don't think she'd be able to get to 100 digits of pi before Beev prematurely ejaculates... 15, 20 tops.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: Safeway
Hot girls with no clothes on.

In the bathtub, he did say clean.

That is a clean fetish indeed. A maid's outfit also works.

 

[LS21]

naked girls kissing each other