Name the title in your department you wish to have.

[oiprocs]

In my department, I guess Director of Communications would be my pick, though Principal Writer wouldn't be too shabby.

What about you?

 

[Alone]

Chief of Defense Staff.

 

[OCGuy]

"Not the guy that helps people with the damn copier"

 

[rivan]

Omniscient Overlord.

 

[JohnCU]

senior engineer

 

[Goosemaster]

Manager, IS

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: rivan
Omniscient Overlord.

Haha, BS. No such title.

But thanks for the laugh. 😛

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
senior engineer

would be sweet.. i'd make a nice little granny who can bake tasty cookies and an alcoholic husband with anger issues to go with her, for the entertainment value while eating the cookies

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: rivan
Omniscient Overlord.

That's so funny, I came into this thread to post "Supreme Overlord"

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: obscenethistle

Originally posted by: rivan
Omniscient Overlord.

Haha, BS. No such title.

But thanks for the laugh. 😛

You just wish you worked here. It does exist.

 

[Crusty]

I don't have a title.. I'm just the guy that gets shit done, but considering the only titles of other employees @ my job are owner or intern I'm happy without a title 🙂

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: obscenethistle

Originally posted by: rivan
Omniscient Overlord.

Haha, BS. No such title.

But thanks for the laugh. 😛

You just wish you worked here. It does exist.

No way. I call shens. What could you possible do that could warrant a title of Omniscient Overlord?

And don't say you're the leader of a WoW ratpack. 😛

 

[apac]

Lead Vocalist. Can you believe we have 100 software engineers, but no official minstrels?

 

[ggnl]

Analyst is the best job level in my company in terms of pay vs. responsibilities. Directors and VP's make more money but they have to put up with exponentially more bullshit.

 

[coolVariable]

Chief Lightning and Strike Detonator

or

Head Over-heels Incoming Communications Director


I also like

Head of Incoming Outgoings

 

[spaceman]

Randy BOSSome

 

[LS21]

ME

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: ggnl
Analyst is the best job level in my company in terms of pay vs. responsibilities. Directors and VP's make more money but they have to put up with exponentially more bullshit.

Would you go so far to say that Analyst is a *good* title to have at any company?

 

[CallMeJoe]

Grand Poobah.

 

[finite automaton]

CIO

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: rivan
Omniscient Overlord.

Too much responsibility for me...


I'll settle for finding a job doing payroll for a small to medium sized company...preferrably a construction company, but in this economy...

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Retired.

 

[Mr Smiley]

Mr. President.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Retired.

:thumbsup:

 

[microAmp]

Senior Technician