The post about the exposing of breasts in a public place reminded me of a joke.
A man and a women want to join a church, but to get in, the priest said they must abstain from sex for three weeks. After the first week, the husband admits it was pretty hard, but they made it. After the second week, the husband admits he was doing a lot of sleeping on the couch. The third week, the priest asks how it went.
"Well father, it was going great until two days ago. My wife knocked a can off the top shelf, and when she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't contain myself and I took her right then in there." The priest says "Well son, you realize you're not welcome in this church then, right?" To which the husband replies "That's ok, we're not welcome in the grocery store anymore either."
Carbo, I commend you for allowing your wife to get her dirty pillows enlarged
