- Sep 2, 2006
man, this forum is filled with anusholes
When the volume and size of the 'third boob' is greater than the two real boobs then it is game over and a loss of appetite.I'll be honest, that attitude is worse than the ops lol.
God forbid a woman work a job and get pregnant. Hell, some of the guys at Hooters might be more turned on by that
It was pretty impressive you would of had to be there. It was like I thrusted straight from the floor to mid air flight.
Funny the shit we take for granted not being fat. Just recently I was sitting on the floor with this chick whos not exactly fat but bigger being about 6" shorter and the same weight as me. We both went to get up and she goes how did you do that? I'm like do what? She said you got up without using your hands you just went straight to your feet and up, as she pushed herself off the floor with her arms. I was like oh i dunno never paid attention just how I get up.
That's how I do it. It's a matter of personal pride. I couldn't do it this minute cause my back's being an asshole, but normally that's how it's done. Got in the habit from karate. If you used hands to get up, you got pushups. All pushups were knuckle pushups :^DI'm 62 now but just a few years ago I could do this. I haven't been as physically active the past few years so I probably can't do it now. I'll have to give it a try again.
When the volume and size of the 'third boob' is greater than the two real boobs then it is game over and a loss of appetite.
you're one of the anusholes brian was talking about.You did the right thing by shaming that fat fattie. Maybe she’s happy with her body because the PC group brainwashed her, but the realty is she should be ashamed and disgusted like any normal person would be. She should be paying you for the lesson. At least she is exactly where she should be—the gym.
I have to say this up front. I'm over 55, a grouchy guy with back issues, and my tolerance level for stupid is very low. Two weeks ago I started going to the gym to mainly work on my core and back muscles, and overall upper body strength. Last week I was talking with a trainer named Nick, a guy in his mid 30's, and looked to be in very good shape (my wife said she wouldn't mind him as her trainer), so I set up an appointment with him for yesterday for my first paid session ($35).
My wife and I go to the gym yesterday, and I show up at the front desk for my training session on time, and check in for my appointment. I don't know the reason why, but Kyle was unavailable. I asked to reschedule for next week, but the guy at the front desk said "I can find you another trainer, hold on a minute."
He got on the phone and then told me that "Chrissie will be with you shortly." After about 5 minutes Chrissie shows up. She is in her late 20's, about 5' 2" tall, must weigh at least 300 pounds, and there isn't an ounce of muscle on this woman. I control the expressions on my face, introduce myself, and she walks me into the workout area. My initial reaction in my brain was "How the heck could this woman ever be hired as a fitness trainer", but I said to myself "Don't judge too quickly", and went on with the session.
I tell her what my primary focus is (back, core, and upper body), and she then walks me around to the various machines. She explains how the machines operate, but at first doesn't show me how they work. I then ask nicely if she could demonstrate how the machines work so I know that I'm not doing them improperly. Reluctantly, she tries to demonstrate the next 3 machines, but can barely operate them on the lowest weight setting, which is 10 pounds.
By this time I'm getting pissed. I stop the training session and then ask her to follow me back to the front desk. I immediately tell the guy that I want my money refunded for this session, because I don't need someone who can't do the machines, and only can tell me how they work. Chrissie then says "You are only saying this because I am a little overweight."
I then said to Chrissie, "No, I tried to look passed your BIG weight issue, but you can't even operate the machines, and I don't feel confident that you are giving me proper guidance." Chrissie walks off in tears as my wife meets me at the front desk.
The guy behind the front desk said to me, "That was completely uncalled for." I told him to "Just shut up and give me a refund, or set me up an appointment with the original trainer Kyle." I got a refund.
On our way out of the gym, my wife told me that I was rude. I then explained what had happened, and again she said I was rude and should have handled it differently. I don't know, maybe I am a total ass, but from my perspective, even with hindsight, I don't know how I would have handled it any differently.
So you are now free to tell me what I did wrong and what you would have done in this situation.
I agree with you. You are paying for a service and a personal trainer should be able to demonstrate the proper use of a machine. Or else why pay for a trainer and you still have to figure out the machine on your own.
That being said, she was the one that brought up her weight, not you. However I feel like you escalated it by mentioning her "BIG weight issue". That was unnecessary and I'm probably as much of a curmudgeon as you seem to be and have as little patience for stupidity and poor performance as you say you have. Fat chicks are known for being sensitive about their weight so if there was a place for your improvement, you could have said everything else verbatim as you posted it and have been 100% in the right but just have omitted those 3 words and have been beyond any reproach.
Going forward, you are stuck at that gym for the next year until your membership expires. Good luck as your name will be known and by all the employees. I wouldnt expect any extraordinary customer service or perks thrown your way as everyone will know Krissy's account of the story with perhaps with whatever exaggerations she create.
Where did Nick go, how did he become Kyle, and was he really Kyle the whole time?"I was talking with a trainer named Nick, a guy in his mid 30's, and looked to be in very good shape (my wife said she wouldn't mind him as her trainer), so I set up an appointment with him for yesterday for my first paid session ($35)."
"Kyle was unavailable"
"original trainer Kyle"
Some guy who let himself go joins a gym.
Intent is to work on gut, weak ass back and "upper body".
Bases personal trainer decision on who the wife wants to bang.
Dude apparently will pay anyone to hold his hand around the gym so allows desk jockey to select anyone in the list of "Who is working today".
Gym staff member begins to show the guy around the gym.
Out of shape guy who doesn't know how to use gym equipment judges some staff member based on appearance and the amount of weight she can lift.
Out of shape guy acts like an ass and verbally lashes out at gym staff member.
Comes on internet forum to ask if he was rude.