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My wife left my car window open overnight

Open her up and make HER soaking wet. That'll teach her.
Or you could just post a pic of her here on ATOT. That's punishment enough for any woman.
 
Must have been the night for leaving windows open. A friend of mine told me she accidentally left her sun roof window open. She had a pool in the back seat of her car this morning. DOH!

No way. I ain't driving a minivan to work.

A wet ass or drive a minivan. Hmm..... I'll take the minivan.
 
Next time make her sleep on the wet spot. EOT

If he's doing his job right, then that wouldn't be anything new...


Seriously though, forgive and forget. V(Relationship) >>>> V(car) For all value functions V(x) where V(x) is in the set of non-douchebag functions.
 
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