My wife left my car window open overnight

[ThePresence]

And now the seat is soaking wet.
What's an appropriate punishment for such a dastardly deed?

 

[Scotteq]

She clearly owes you a hummer and a Scotch, every night for the next two weeks.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Morning BJs every day for a week!

 

[Jeeebus]

She must cut down the tallest tree in the forest...

with...

A HERRING!!!!

 

[amdhunter]

Open her up and make HER soaking wet. That'll teach her.
Or you could just post a pic of her here on ATOT. That's punishment enough for any woman.

 

[Anubis]

make her drive your car and take hers?

 

[umbrella39]

Next time make her sleep on the wet spot. EOT

 

[HAL9000]

She must cut down the tallest tree in the forest...

with...

A HERRING!!!!

Ni!

 

[ThePresence]

make her drive your car and take hers?

No way. I ain't driving a minivan to work.

 

[preslove]

This is a spankable offense.

 

[DrunkenSano]

A2M

 

[Zen0]

Mouth to Penis resuscitation of course.

 

[bigrash]

gangbang. oh wait..

 

[nanette1985]

It rained, right?

Take her pr0n away. That'll teach her.

 

[mcvickj]

Must have been the night for leaving windows open. A friend of mine told me she accidentally left her sun roof window open. She had a pool in the back seat of her car this morning. DOH!

No way. I ain't driving a minivan to work.

A wet ass or drive a minivan. Hmm..... I'll take the minivan.

 

[preslove]

srsly, times like these demand an over-the-knee spanking.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Have her clean it and then make you a sandwich.

 

[ViviTheMage]

a2m

 

[gorcorps]

upgrade to a newer model

 

[rudder]

make her bring over a lady friend and let you watch.

 

[SagaLore]

Have her join ATOT for a day.

 

[crashtestdummy]

Post pics?

 

[dank69]

That's what you get for letting her out of the kitchen!

 

[LookBehindYou]

+1 for A2M

 

[Jaepheth]

Next time make her sleep on the wet spot. EOT

If he's doing his job right, then that wouldn't be anything new...


Seriously though, forgive and forget. V(Relationship) >>>> V(car) For all value functions V(x) where V(x) is in the set of non-douchebag functions.