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My wife left me on Sunday...

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CraKaJaX said:
Where the hell else do you pee? D:
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back yard, side yard, front yard behind the bushes late at night, on the mailbox where the dogs like to mark it so as to assert my dominance, off the porch, into a fire, etc.


oh, and it comes out sideways sometimes. hate that. wipe that stuff up with some toilet paper.
 
Christmas vacation is coming up . 🙂
YAY ! 😀

That means : Food, gaming, movies, hobbies, sleeping late...
Oh yeah, and seeing people i do not see often. 🙂
 
ElFenix said:
back yard, side yard, front yard behind the bushes late at night, on the mailbox where the dogs like to mark it so as to assert my dominance, off the porch, into a fire, etc.


oh, and it comes out sideways sometimes. hate that. wipe that stuff up with some toilet paper.
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as long as it doesn't burn, you're fine. sideways pee does suck though... but then again, if you are in any of the aforementioned areas, what does it matter? sideways pee in the yard is very enjoyable. It could almost be the definition of Freedom. Sideways pee off the porch might be an issue if you aren't standing forward enough and it splatters off a spindle or something.
 
BurnItDwn said:
Dude,

What is wrong with you?

My woman didnt go travel without me and

I play games pretty much whenever I feel like it.
Only have one TV in the house and it would be messed up to monopolize it with gaming or anime.

I cook steak however I want to cook them, and she likes it.
She cannot stand my cooking, and can't stand rare steak either.

I read whatever I want whenever I want.
I read manga still, but occasionally stop and get into conversations with my wife. Kinda breaks the reading concentration at that point.

I pee in whichever bathroom I choose, and clean it only once a month or so.
I can fap or watch whatever videos I want.
I can see how disgusting pee could be, so I clean up. Also, I could watch porn if I want - but not the depraved versions of porn that I actually like. ()🙂

Pretty much, the only thing is that I dont sleep with other women, but I am otherwise free.
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See my responses in bold.
 
OP picked the wrong woman.
I could do all that with the wife here. Well, except for the porn part. But then, I've never tried it in front of her.
 
CraKaJaX said:
According to OP, he's not married just yet....
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Nah I got married back in May. Her Christmas gift was a trip to go see her family during for Christmas and New Years, rather than in March like we originally planned.

I'll be there the 24th, just in time to ruin her fun. lol
 
I'm going to predict the OP will post "My wife left me Part II" once she gets citizenship. :whiste:
 
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