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My wife left me on Sunday...

amdhunter

amdhunter

Lifer
And things are awesome. I forgot how it was to be alone at home.

So far:

I've finished Portal 2.

Caught up on One Piece, I am going to read the manga and catch up there a little bit this week.

Used the bathroom to pee standing up. No need to clean it every time either.

Fapped furiously to porn. It's amazing how amazing porn can be when you can't really look at it 24/7. I hope I don't permanently damage little amdhunter.

Cooked raw steak. Just put salt and black pepper on that bastard, didn't defrost it. and put it on a burning hot iron pot for a few minutes each side. I swear not defrosting it makes it that much juicier and red when it's ready.

I am falling asleep every day with Star Trek episodes blaring on the TV via Netflix.

Too bad it's all going to end next week when I go meet up with her in the Dominican Republic, and waste my days just binge drinking and having a good time until well into January when we come back and I am a married man again. :'(
 
I had to use up what vacation I had left this year for moving earlier. So it's all work for me :\
 
I live like this every day of my life. I am dreading the day all this comes to a screeching halt (read: the day the lady moves in).
 
My fiancée is leaving for 6 days. I'm already planning it out. Going to move another TV from our bedroom into the man cave so I can watch more stuffs simultaneously while I play video games and eat junk food. Man child week. Looking forward to it.
 
amdhunter said:
And things are awesome. I forgot how it was to be alone at home.

So far:

I've finished Portal 2.

Caught up on One Piece, I am going to read the manga and catch up there a little bit this week.

Used the bathroom to pee standing up. No need to clean it every time either.

Fapped furiously to porn. It's amazing how amazing porn can be when you can't really look at it 24/7. I hope I don't permanently damage little amdhunter.

Cooked raw steak. Just put salt and black pepper on that bastard, didn't defrost it. and put it on a burning hot iron pot for a few minutes each side. I swear not defrosting it makes it that much juicier and red when it's ready.

I am falling asleep every day with Star Trek episodes blaring on the TV via Netflix.

Too bad it's all going to end next week when I go meet up with her in the Dominican Republic, and waste my days just binge drinking and having a good time until well into January when we come back and I am a married man again. :'(
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is your aim really that bad? you normally sit down to pee?

WHAT THE FUCK?
 
I've got close to a three week 'vacation' coming in April. Plane reservation is already made. She'll be gone more than two but less than three weeks. Can't recall the dates at the moment.

I always stand up to pee though.
 
CraKaJaX said:
Where the hell else do you pee? D:
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Dude,

What is wrong with you?

My woman didnt go travel without me and
I play games pretty much whenever I feel like it.
I cook steak however I want to cook them, and she likes it.
I read whatever I want whenever I want.
I pee in whichever bathroom I choose, and clean it only once a month or so.
I can fap or watch whatever videos I want.

Pretty much, the only thing is that I dont sleep with other women, but I am otherwise free.
 
CraKaJaX said:
I live like this every day of my life. I am dreading the day all this comes to a screeching halt (read: the day the lady moves in).
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Has she picked out a spot yet where your nuts will be mounted? Or is she just going to put them in her purse for sake keeping?
 
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