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My wife left me alone for the whole weekend

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Sluggo

Lifer
All I have on the agenda so far is:

Lay around in underwear
Ignore dirty dishes
Eat Frosted Flakes
Watch TV
 
call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.
 
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.
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Indeed. Private Strippers, Weed, and lots of champaign.
:thumbsup:

 
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.
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"The boys" meaning my testicles? Too bad my wife only has a 22k limit on her card.

 
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.
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"The boys" meaning my testicles? Too bad my wife only has a 22k limit on her card.
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Beers, buddies & fishing.

Or, get things around the house done like yard work, cars, or minor home repair...you will get more done because there isn't anyone around to interup your task.
 
Originally posted by: Sluggo
All I have on the agenda so far is:

Lay around in underwear
Ignore dirty dishes
Eat Frosted Flakes
Watch TV
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have an affair with a guy. someone to lie around in underwear with.
 
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