My wife left me alone for the whole weekend

[Sluggo]

All I have on the agenda so far is:

Lay around in underwear
Ignore dirty dishes
Eat Frosted Flakes
Watch TV

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

The waiter waits,
While the Master Bates.
Tas.

 

[suse920]

nef dammit nef!!!

 

[Tab]

Get the dishes done...

After that...

Battlefield 2!!!!

 

[scorpmatt]

call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
The waiter waits,
While the Master Bates.
Tas.

OK added masturbate furiously at 2 hour intervals.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
All I have on the agenda so far is:

Lay around in underwear
Ignore dirty dishes
Eat Frosted Flakes
Watch TV

what more could you want?

 

[Rudee]

tug your hog

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.

Indeed. Private Strippers, Weed, and lots of champaign.
:thumbsup:

 

[Chode Messiah]

wax the bishop, then call up frews friend. (you know what im talkin about :barf; )

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.

"The boys" meaning my testicles? Too bad my wife only has a 22k limit on her card.

 

[Chode Messiah]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
call your local brothel, have them send their best, charge it to your wife's cc. tell her you had a major party with the boys and something may have gotten charged on her account.

"The boys" meaning my testicles? Too bad my wife only has a 22k limit on her card.

 

masturbate
smoke dope
break something.

 

[blodhi74]

t!ty bar

 

[Chode Messiah]

ride an emu through sin city while masturbatin'

 

[kreactor]

man ate foot and went to mars.

 

[oogabooga]

all funny suggestions asside : maybe call your friends and you know.. do something?

 

[chuckywang]

Go to your bedroom, turn off the lights, and masturbate while crying yourself to sleep.

 

[OffTopic1]

Beers, buddies & fishing.

Or, get things around the house done like yard work, cars, or minor home repair...you will get more done because there isn't anyone around to interup your task.

 

[Gulzakar]

circle jerk!!!

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
circle jerk!!!

You volunteering to be the pivot man?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
All I have on the agenda so far is:

Lay around in underwear
Ignore dirty dishes
Eat Frosted Flakes
Watch TV

have an affair with a guy. someone to lie around in underwear with.

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: Tab
Get the dishes done...

After that...

Battlefield 2!!!!

SMART MAN!

 

[Nitemare]

Rent sonz70 for an unforgettable night of gayness

 

[Chode Messiah]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Rent sonz70 for an unforgettable night of gayness

you must be poor if you can only afford a night.:shocked: