My wife just wiped out two cars...... IN THE DRIVE WAY!!!! (w/ Valentines Update)

[jonnyGURU]

thebestmax: Like I said before. It's not the money. IT'S THE TIME. Time is something I have little of.

jyrixx: Like Escorts? NO! My wife bought the piece of crap before we got married.

 

[BadMuleS]

some people possess that special talent... take ur wife's keys walkin is fun i have heard lol

 

[jonnyGURU]

UPDATE: I've gotten into the habit of watching my wife leave the house since losing our bumpers.

This morning I watched her fly out of the driveway and run over one of the sprinkler heads. Sigh.

But on the way out, she stopped her car and jumped out with a card in her hand. She put the card underneath my wiper blade and then took off.

She left a Valentines card for me.

Man... She's so sweet, how could I get mad at her.

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

That's sweet, jonnyGURU. Have you given thought to letting your wife have a nice, shiny bike to take to work? Either that or rent an entire parking lot to let her park in all by herself.

 

[Emulex]

dude i think she's trying to let your know both of your cars suck and you need to get some new ones. hint hint.

 

[SuperSix]

Jonny..

LOL!

I went to Home Depot and spent a chunk on those sprinkler head "donuts", the green concrete ones. MUCH less sprinkler repair in my recent past and future.


Poor Lois.

 

[jonnyGURU]

/jon thinks emulex is not funny.

Yeah Six, those donuts are great. I didn't have enough to go all around the yard and haven't had a chance to get back to the Depot.

 

[Z24]

hey, at least she didn't wreck three

There's always a silver lining!!

 

[iamwiz82]

i dunno about you guys, but i dont even hit the gas when i am backing out, i cant control the car well enough going backwards at 5 mph, how could i do it at 15? =]